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Please report to Lambda Reactor Complex for audit review scheduled in 15 minutes.

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Thank you.

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How's it going guys? Connor here. Just back in the gaff. I thought I'd stream a bit of Black Mesa. A lot of people have been asking me to play this game so I think it could be a real good late nighter.

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Agent Diablos, a real late start. I've never played this game myself. I heard a lot about it. Basically a remastering of Half-Life.

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I watched, what's his name, Francis Higgins, the Viper. He played the Half-Life 2 last year. I remember looking at that. Not ours myself, but my son Arha is into that kind of stuff. He'd be watching that stream and I was watching as well.

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I don't know what's about to unfold. But what I do know is that it's Black Mesa.

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So, hope you're all doing well. Hope you've got your Sam Pell, your Zurich, your Mercedes. Hopefully everyone's Mercedes is parked up nicely and snugly inside your garage, your garage. Whatever way you want to skin that apple.

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Did, um... Is the sound okay? How are we doing for sound there on the boy? It's not gone like, uh, deep or anything like that.

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How's the spare wet room? Ah, it's fucking great. It's fantastic. It really is. Thanks for asking.

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Yeah, we were, you know, humming and haughting whether or not to have that built into the house, but I have to say it's been an absolute winner since we got it installed.

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And, um...

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I'm really happy with this chandelier as well up here. Sorry, this chandelier up there.

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Which is a real fantastic piece of kit. I really recommend getting your hands on a chandelier if you can. If you can't.

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Don't fucking just try and get one.

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Please report to Lambda Reactor Complex.

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Turn up the Vs.

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Everyone says it's sound.

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Turn up the Vs.

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Let's have a look here.

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Don't want to go too loud on this now.

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Here we go.

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Let's see this.

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Chandeliers.

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Yeah, yeah, perfect.

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Thanks.

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Okay, cool, cool.

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We'll get going.

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Absolutely amazing.

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Thank you very much.

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Okay.

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Hey.

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Let's get this show on the road, bud.

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It's Black Mesa Inbound, the first chapter.

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So let's start this show.

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Let's get this show boat sailing.

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The Steam Packet Express down the Mississippi River.

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The Black Mesa Steam Packet.

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It's about to set sail.

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You're all welcome aboard.

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Hope you've got your tickets.

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Just messing.

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Okay.

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Black Mesa.

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Here we go.

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The Riverboat Casino is chugging on full steam.

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Full steam ahead.

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Look at this.

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Great stuff.

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Really love what they've done with the graphics.

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Even though I've never seen the graphics from the first game.

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I tell a lie.

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I did have a look at a few screenshots.

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And it certainly wasn't.

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Let's just say it didn't look like a Mercedes game.

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It looked more like a...

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Cool sound.

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More of a Hyundai.

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The time is...

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8.

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47.

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8.47.

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8.47.

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There is...

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93.

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Degrees.

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Great stuff.

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With an estimated high of...

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105.

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Fantastic.

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The Black Mesa compound is maintained at a pleasant 68 degrees at all times.

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Electric.

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Electric Ireland.

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Actually bought a few shares in Energia the other day.

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Don't know if you're playing...

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If you played...

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And now it's crashed.

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If I can believe that.

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Oh.

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On again.

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Not at a crap.

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I thought they were technical gremlins guys.

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Only nine minutes into El Streamo.

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We end up with a few tech grams.

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Not great.

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Not great.

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From...

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Level 3 dormitories...

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To...

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Sector C test labs and control facilities.

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If your intended destination is a high security area beyond...

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Sector C...

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You will need to return to the Central Transit Hub in...

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Area 9...

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Central Transit Hub.

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...to board a high security train.

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You should change your channel name now...

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Since you ain't doing the character says Trax.

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Trax, how you getting on, bud?

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What's going on, budski?

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Great to see you, man.

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Hope you're doing well.

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Look.

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My name's Connor Williams.

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I basically loan the channel out from Francis from time to time.

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I'm a...

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Well, what...

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What am I?

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I don't know if you've seen me...

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If you've watched any of my stuff before...

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You might have seen me on a few adverts.

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Zurich, Crescides.

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A few other companies as well.

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We've got a few more shoots in the pipeline.

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One's in post at the moment.

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Another one's in pre.

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We just finished production.

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Which is the one I told you about in first place.

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Which is in post.

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So, uh...

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Yeah, it's looking good.

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Looking good.

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Things are looking up.

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Black Mesa.

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So, this is out in, uh...

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Area 51.

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Please keep your limbs inside the train...

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Area 51, huh?

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Do not attempt to open the doors...

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Until the train has come to a complete halt...

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At the station platform.

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In the event of an emergency...

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Passengers are to remain seated...

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And await further instruction.

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If it is necessary to exit the train...

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Disabled personnel should be evacuated first.

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Please stay away from electrified rails...

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Protect grounds.

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Thank you so much, but...

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Hopefully you're getting on well.

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And the nightmare of COVID...

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Hasn't broke your spirit.

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It's...

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By God.

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It's...

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It's broke a few...

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A few people...

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A few...

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A few people close to home.

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A few people close to home.

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Zonad...

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Zonad...

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Is absolutely reeling.

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Reeling in the tears.

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Just because you can't get out and go to a festival.

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Or even hit the beaches of sunny San Tropez.

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Without having to endure a...

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A crimsifying...

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14 day...

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Quarantine lockdown...

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On entry of the country.

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Then another 14 day lockdown...

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On re-entry.

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I think you've got it bad, but some people are absolutely dying. Not literally dying, but there are people who did. It was COVID-19, I think. But Zonad is as close to dying as you could be. He's really, really racked with not being able to go on a sun holiday.

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I said, Zonad, wait till Christmas, man. There might be an ease down restrictions come Christmas. Then you can have a nice crimbo winter getaway. Tenerife, you know the score. That's what I said to him, you know. Didn't stop the tears. I was just outside his window, you know, because he's only just after coming back from Saint-Tropez and he's on isolation quarantine on re-entry.

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So I went around to visit him to ask him about how the holiday went. And he was crying because he said that he had to wait 14 days to get out the house and then he's not going to be able to go back again because he just cannot deal.

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He said he said he can't deal. I said deal with Watson. He just said, I'll leave it at that corner. I can't deal.

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Immediate openings are available in the areas of materials handling and voice clearance security.

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Our heart was an ear shot. He said he said that that is internet speak. Just saying I can't deal. Usually means that you're laughing out loud or LOL.

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Look at that little groovy guy down there. He's a mechanical wonder. Fantastic little beast. They made some great stuff for Black Mesa.

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Steph, how are you getting on? Steph? How are you getting on? Steph? Thanks so much, Steph. How you can move around? Look. That's amazing.

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That could have been the new Mercedes down there with the legs on it.

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A reminder to all Black Mesa personnel.

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Thank you so much. I hope you're getting on well. It's really kind of you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you very much.

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Hotel Zone you were asking for.

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Hotel Zone is grounds for immediate termination.

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Can you zoom in? It'd be great to be able to zoom in.

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On little things, little details.

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Look at that, the new Mercedes there, look.

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That's the Geneva Convention down there.

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That's the Geneva Motor Show.

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Fucking Geneva.

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The Geneva Bot 5000.

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Basically, because of Corona, they've had to postpone the Geneva Motor Show.

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But they still, they didn't want to get rid of any of the cars, the test models, the display units in there.

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So they've kept them there.

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And no units inside.

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But they do have that big Spider Geneva Bot.

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Looking after the cars.

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And look, it's doing a great job.

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It's doing a great job.

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Unprecedented robotic technology.

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Have a very safe and productive day.

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Okay, so now we're, and now it's crashed.

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And now it's, oh, we're back again.

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Okay, Mr. Freeman.

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Looks like you're running late.

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Nice guy here.

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How you doing, bud?

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How you getting on, Budweiser?

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You know, Barney's been pretty scarce around these parts.

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Where's Barney?

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Guess his bar tab must have finally caught up with.

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Tell me more about Barney.

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Is he alright?

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Talk with personnel.

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Put some pep in that step, Freeman.

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Bit of pep in the step.

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RR's trendy COVID-19 mask.

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Thanks very much.

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Thanks very much.

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Yeah, he does have a great trendy new mask.

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He got it on, he actually is a smart little fella.

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He's very enterprising, you know, for a young fella.

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He went on eBay and got a sackload of them from China.

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And he also bought a rake of these fucking transfer yolks that you stick on and he just iron them on.

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And they're basically just branded logos.

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You know, brands.

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No fear.

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What's the other one?

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A skateboard.

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I'm on.

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Supreme.

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Got a load of that Supreme.

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Got a load of that Supreme stuff.

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Man, he's a smart kid.

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He's going to sell him all that stuff.

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He's going to resell it again on the internet or he's going to sell them down to his friends and stuff, you know.

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So, yeah, I mean, that's COVID, you know.

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It's, as I was saying about Zo, and it's a crucifying situation, but then you've got people like Orr just going out there and fucking making it work, you know.

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So, I'm really proud of that little guy.

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And I'm really proud of Deadsy as well for the tip.

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Thanks so much.

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Very, very kind of you, lads.

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The hazard?

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Like you'll ever do more than flip a switch or push a button around here.

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Right.

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Whisper, Whisper MC, thank you very much.

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Will you play Half-Life Alyx after this?

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Well, do you know what?

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I did hear a bit of a rumor there that that's a game which involves virtual reality headsets and such.

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Zonad Quarantine Tears for Fears.

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Thank you very much.

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Thanks very much, lads.

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Getting back to the original.

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Keshed.

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I cannot play that game because I don't have a VR headset.

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Now, I had to get Arhar to set this up.

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We're down in my living room here now.

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I'm only streaming this game from the living room here because we had it redone there whilst we were away in the holiday home in Mayo during the lockdown.

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And we came back to this absolutely cracker jacker of a sitting room.

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And it's a pleasure to welcome you all to the living room.

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The sitting room.

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But getting back to the original Keshed.

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No.

257
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,980
But maybe if I can be arsed.

258
00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:38,840
Oh man, you cut the ponytail.

259
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,920
If I can get a headset or a VR.

260
00:16:42,780 --> 00:16:43,200
What's that?

261
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:44,220
Oculus Rift.

262
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:47,400
Look at this game.

263
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,380
Look at the graphics, man.

264
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,740
It's just like...

265
00:16:49,740 --> 00:16:51,380
Look at the side strafe.

266
00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:53,200
You've got the wobble on the side strafe.

267
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:55,860
You don't even have that in Call of Duty.

268
00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:59,840
How's it going?

269
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:01,720
Yeah.

270
00:17:06,820 --> 00:17:07,260
Right.

271
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:09,700
I guess so.

272
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:15,480
Yeah.

273
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:20,260
Great stuff.

274
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:21,640
Look, I'm going to head down there.

275
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,180
I'm going to crack a few skulls.

276
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:27,680
Yeah, don't worry about any of the consternation you've been facing.

277
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,020
Please report to...

278
00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:30,240
Just on a side note.

279
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,600
Why are your forearm...

280
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,080
Your arm from your elbow to the end of your fingertips.

281
00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:34,900
It's a bit long.

282
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:35,720
It looks a bit long.

283
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,200
Are you okay?

284
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:40,940
Is everything okay?

285
00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:44,900
I don't know if you can hear me, but...

286
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:47,160
I don't trust a guy that types like that.

287
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:48,860
Look at the way he's typing.

288
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:52,960
We need to get rid of...

289
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,300
We need to fucking fire him in the morning.

290
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:56,340
Not now.

291
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,040
Get a memo.

292
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,280
What's the story with this dude?

293
00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:03,120
Go bother someone else, Gordon.

294
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:03,860
Okay.

295
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,540
Bury is a cactus.

296
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:09,600
Ar-har.

297
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:10,820
Thank you very much.

298
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:16,560
For your very, very kind-hearted and generous tip-a-rooney.

299
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,620
So we need to get a hazmat suit.

300
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:23,140
Hello.

301
00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:25,620
Maybe later, Gordon.

302
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,480
D-Bar, thanks so much.

303
00:18:31,940 --> 00:18:33,720
It's a nice facility anyway.

304
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,900
Great corridor structure.

305
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,200
Good morning, Dr. Freeman.

306
00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:38,040
How are you getting on?

307
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:39,580
And, uh...

308
00:18:39,580 --> 00:18:42,540
Who are these lads?

309
00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:45,220
Those TPS reports have gotten progressively worse.

310
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,720
Hard to find good help these days.

311
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:48,880
Yes.

312
00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:49,860
About that.

313
00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:51,680
We're going to need you to...

314
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,180
Drink fund for Ar-har.

315
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,200
Thank you very much.

316
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:54,360
What?

317
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,680
I've already made plans.

318
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:56,540
Don't worry.

319
00:18:57,140 --> 00:18:58,980
You can always attend the next convention.

320
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,860
The next convention.

321
00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:03,640
What's the story with this guy?

322
00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:04,340
Dread.

323
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:06,620
You alright?

324
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:09,100
You okay, bud?

325
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,240
We can talk later, Gordon.

326
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,620
Phil Eglinton was asking for you, bud.

327
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,860
We can talk at lunch, Gordon.

328
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:25,380
You're not going to have the decency to thank Phil for his generous tip.

329
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:26,800
Later, Gordon.

330
00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:28,720
Okay, Phil.

331
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:29,480
Sorry about that.

332
00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:30,660
Your man's not arsed.

333
00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:32,980
Johnson's wireless printer.

334
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:33,820
Thank you, Phil.

335
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:34,380
Thank you.

336
00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:39,900
Yeah, it's a great facility.

337
00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:43,280
Can't get inside there.

338
00:19:44,340 --> 00:19:45,080
Oh, look.

339
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:46,960
Look at that guy.

340
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,860
We know him from Half-Life 2.

341
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:52,440
Remember, I was watching Ar-har.

342
00:19:52,540 --> 00:19:54,720
He was watching the Viber stream.

343
00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:57,020
Your man comes back at the end.

344
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,460
He's a bit of a baddie.

345
00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:01,720
So we have a bit of inside intel there.

346
00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:02,640
A bit of a heads up.

347
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,840
We know this guy's bad news.

348
00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:08,060
And now we've been spotted.

349
00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:08,700
Please call.

350
00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:10,320
Residue observation.

351
00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:11,740
Take four.

352
00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:15,160
And now they're pulling down the blinds.

353
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,520
Disgusting.

354
00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:20,160
Disgusting work.

355
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:23,440
Arkbar drinks by RR19.

356
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:24,540
Thanks very much.

357
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,920
Love the sound of that door.

358
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:32,940
You forgot to carry the two.

359
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:42,520
I'm thinking we might get something like that installed in the hallway door which separates the kitchen from the hallway.

360
00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:45,380
Or maybe just one of these for the study upstairs.

361
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:46,560
Just getting one of these.

362
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,040
You walk through and then just...

363
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,740
Welcome to the office.

364
00:20:51,740 --> 00:20:52,780
How can I help you?

365
00:20:52,780 --> 00:20:55,000
Do you drive?

366
00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:57,440
If so, what do you drive?

367
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,680
Or was it the three?

368
00:20:59,680 --> 00:20:59,700
Or was it the three?

369
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,920
Now that is something else.

370
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,380
Somebody get me a calculator.

371
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:11,420
Mark formerly known as Sweet Beast.

372
00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:12,560
Thank you very much.

373
00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:14,240
Later, Gordon.

374
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:19,340
Not a lot of time from the staff at the Black Mesa facility.

375
00:21:19,540 --> 00:21:21,780
They don't really have the time to be chatting away.

376
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:23,740
I mean, this guy's hard at it.

377
00:21:25,220 --> 00:21:26,940
I don't know about that, Dr. Truman.

378
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:34,140
Seems to me that he's just spouting buzzwords in his research papers that he picked up from perusing popular scientific periodicals.

379
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:36,680
Right.

380
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,440
He's got the old Windows 98 there.

381
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:45,500
Doing the God's honest, yes.

382
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,880
Look, he's a good guy.

383
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,740
You've got to admire the work ethic of some of these guys.

384
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:56,780
I mean, they're in here.

385
00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,520
Fucking 12, 16 hour work days.

386
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,600
And you've got formulae like that.

387
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,680
Now that is a head scratcher and a half.

388
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,860
Big Al, thank you very much.

389
00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:19,340
I had the misfortune of chowing down on a few Big Al's fucking sizzlers the other day.

390
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:22,660
Stomach wasn't right for an hour.

391
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,100
Maybe an hour and a half tops after it.

392
00:22:26,140 --> 00:22:27,700
Had to go for a little lie down.

393
00:22:30,340 --> 00:22:31,200
You alright, bud?

394
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,660
Can this wait?

395
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:33,900
It can.

396
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,080
That's the beauty of this.

397
00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:36,720
It can't wait.

398
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,040
Nothing in here anyway.

399
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,280
We're not being allowed.

400
00:22:42,380 --> 00:22:43,900
We're not being let into the fucking...

401
00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:46,280
The rec room with the two lads.

402
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:48,600
Sector B.

403
00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:50,440
We need to get a hazmat suit somewhere.

404
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,880
We can get a hazmat suit.

405
00:22:53,020 --> 00:22:53,840
First day kit.

406
00:22:58,100 --> 00:22:58,700
Hopefully.

407
00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:00,460
Got the wrong airlock, Mr. Freeman.

408
00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:01,160
Right.

409
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:02,260
You know I can't let you through here.

410
00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:03,420
Okay.

411
00:23:04,540 --> 00:23:04,980
Okay.

412
00:23:04,980 --> 00:23:05,300
Okay.

413
00:23:05,660 --> 00:23:06,440
No entry.

414
00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:10,300
No entry.

415
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,060
Because we don't have...

416
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:14,560
Hazmat.

417
00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:15,800
I was actually...

418
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:19,840
Talking to Johnny Ronan there just before the stream.

419
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,460
We were having a group Zoom.

420
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:27,000
Which we do every Monday evening.

421
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:31,600
Just to recalibrate the senses and get to grips with what's going on the weekend.

422
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,500
As you know, J-Row.

423
00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:38,380
Absolute international playboy superstar of the extreme.

424
00:23:39,340 --> 00:23:42,040
And he's been going around on a brand new sky base.

425
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,880
He got kitted out there during the Rona Boom.

426
00:23:46,180 --> 00:23:50,580
He was down in South Half with Eddie Jordan.

427
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:51,900
Would you believe it?

428
00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:52,560
Look at that.

429
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,600
Freeman actually did show up for work this morning.

430
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:56,360
Lads, hurry.

431
00:23:56,540 --> 00:23:58,540
Looks like somebody here owes me lunch.

432
00:23:58,820 --> 00:23:59,860
If you have hazmat, lads.

433
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:00,660
Good morning, Freeman.

434
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:04,360
Shut up.

435
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:06,660
Wanna watch out?

436
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:08,700
HR will be on to you.

437
00:24:08,820 --> 00:24:10,700
You can't speak like that in the workplace.

438
00:24:12,220 --> 00:24:14,800
I found that out to my detriment there.

439
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,580
After the Zurich classic.

440
00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:19,280
Can I tell you?

441
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:19,880
My...

442
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:20,580
My...

443
00:24:20,580 --> 00:24:25,400
My excuse was that it wasn't in the workplace.

444
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,840
It was a work social event.

445
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:28,720
It was the classic.

446
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,220
Bit of golf.

447
00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:31,780
Bit of swinging.

448
00:24:31,780 --> 00:24:32,360
Bit of drinking.

449
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,840
Back to the 19th hole afterwards.

450
00:24:35,220 --> 00:24:35,680
You know?

451
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:36,680
Loose lips.

452
00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:37,620
Sink ships.

453
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,300
And yeah, I sunk a couple ships.

454
00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:43,640
I brought them down a peg or two.

455
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:48,860
A couple of company hawks who were trying to climb the ladder.

456
00:24:50,180 --> 00:24:52,620
Having a little laugh at my Pringle jumper.

457
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,640
I decided to bring up their performance.

458
00:24:59,820 --> 00:25:01,860
Sales ratios and all that kind of stuff.

459
00:25:02,220 --> 00:25:05,080
In retrospect, it wasn't a good thing to do.

460
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:07,580
Came back and bit me right on the arse.

461
00:25:08,260 --> 00:25:09,360
Two weeks later.

462
00:25:09,660 --> 00:25:10,760
Pulled into HR.

463
00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:12,400
Fucking scruffing the neck job.

464
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:16,480
Connor, what's this?

465
00:25:16,940 --> 00:25:20,380
Can't be berating employees and socials.

466
00:25:20,460 --> 00:25:21,000
Blah, blah, blah.

467
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,160
They said you brought out a pie chart.

468
00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:30,420
And really upset Dara O'Hare.

469
00:25:31,580 --> 00:25:34,020
Who's doing cracking work in finance.

470
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,940
And I said it was just a pie chart, guys.

471
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,200
I was only using it to illustrate his poor performance.

472
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,620
Which was a salvo.

473
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,200
A reprisal.

474
00:25:45,380 --> 00:25:46,040
A rebuttal.

475
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:49,000
To his comments on my Pringle jumper.

476
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,540
Which was Gant.

477
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,380
I got it in the Gant sale.

478
00:25:55,340 --> 00:25:56,100
Jan.

479
00:25:56,460 --> 00:25:57,020
Jan.

480
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,340
Jan 2020.

481
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,040
Just before all his COVID bollocks kicked off.

482
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,580
Or so we think.

483
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:05,680
I mean.

484
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:11,980
We've reason to believe that it was going on long before it fucking was told to us.

485
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:24,740
Look, I hope you're all getting on.

486
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:25,500
Well, sorry about this.

487
00:26:25,580 --> 00:26:25,880
You're just.

488
00:26:26,300 --> 00:26:29,280
You're listening to me drone on about the company.

489
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:33,980
When, you know, you really want to see DEL Systems' latest new printer.

490
00:26:34,140 --> 00:26:35,120
Ross and Sienna.

491
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:38,600
Thanks very much, Ross and Sienna.

492
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,760
I hope you're getting on well.

493
00:26:42,220 --> 00:26:43,480
Have you driven the new Merc?

494
00:26:45,660 --> 00:26:47,540
It's a fantastic drive.

495
00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:55,140
If you're looking for something to pick you up during this fucking long, arduous phase two.

496
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,560
I suggest you go for a fucking quarantine drive.

497
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:02,960
Rock your world.

498
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:03,720
Hold.

499
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,460
Hold on for one moment.

500
00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:11,120
What was he doing there?

501
00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:15,360
I'm back to work tomorrow, Conn, says Mark.

502
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,800
Can you help me out with the TPS reports?

503
00:27:18,380 --> 00:27:19,000
TPS.

504
00:27:20,340 --> 00:27:21,240
Fuck, I don't know.

505
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:23,040
I should know.

506
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:23,040
I should know.

507
00:27:23,460 --> 00:27:27,040
I should know what that means, but I don't.

508
00:27:30,380 --> 00:27:30,920
Trains.

509
00:27:31,060 --> 00:27:32,020
Trains per second?

510
00:27:32,220 --> 00:27:33,180
Tips per second.

511
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,180
I'm goosed.

512
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:40,840
I don't know.

513
00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:45,440
Down Pringle Jumpers.

514
00:27:45,740 --> 00:27:46,720
Up Dara.

515
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:47,920
Or Up Dara.

516
00:27:48,140 --> 00:27:48,700
I'm not sure.

517
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:52,320
Either your name's Dara and you want me to say Up Dara.

518
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:58,840
Or you want me to engage in a bit of that other stuff.

519
00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:02,900
Look, this is a company stream.

520
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:09,420
We can't really get embroiled in any of that sort of stuff.

521
00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:11,680
Saying Up Dara on the street.

522
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:20,520
Look, I've said it now inadvertently because I was trying to make an example of what you can and can't say on a company stream.

523
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:24,320
Yeah, I blew it.

524
00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:29,980
Okay, where's the hazmat, guys?

525
00:28:31,020 --> 00:28:32,740
Where's the hazmat, Sue Lads?

526
00:28:32,740 --> 00:28:39,600
If this is anything less than a full-scale code-red calamity, I'm not interested.

527
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:41,840
Right.

528
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:48,140
What about hazmat, guys?

529
00:28:48,820 --> 00:28:49,900
What about hazmat?

530
00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:56,640
Yeah. Great stuff.

531
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:03,020
Not looking good. Not a good look for the shareholders, Connor.

532
00:29:05,540 --> 00:29:10,060
Did we go down there? We didn't. Okay. Oh, we did. No, we didn't.

533
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,520
I imagine that development. This is where the hazmat will be.

534
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,520
What a...

535
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:40,080
Complain about the heat. Work harder, you'll actually warm up. That's what I do tell the troops.

536
00:29:43,380 --> 00:29:43,820
Right.

537
00:29:43,820 --> 00:29:47,820
There's no way we can...

538
00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:51,540
Doesn't look like a hazmat-y kind of place.

539
00:29:56,700 --> 00:29:57,820
I heard their...

540
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:05,720
Did you hear the one about the Indian restaurant in Chernobyl?

541
00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,660
They give you free hazmat-y rice.

542
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,700
I don't actually have to test my theory.

543
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:14,560
Tell you who told me that one. Damien Rice.

544
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:21,460
That's a fucking great singer-songwriter. And an absolute jokesmith. Of all things Rice-related.

545
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:34,020
I believe it's just because of his surname Rice that he had enough time to really plunge the depths of the Rice jokesphere.

546
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:36,680
How you gettin' on, bud?

547
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:37,680
Hold it right there, Mr. Freeman.

548
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:38,480
Yeah, what's wrong?

549
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,480
I got explicit orders not to let you through without your hazard suit on.

550
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:42,320
On whose head?

551
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:46,600
I got all day, buddy.

552
00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:50,620
Okay. Alright, we're gonna have to move.

553
00:30:53,820 --> 00:30:55,700
No hazmat down here, guys.

554
00:30:58,660 --> 00:30:59,640
Captain Sack.

555
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,340
Thank you very much, Captain Sack.

556
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:14,580
Morning, champ.

557
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,260
The rec room, the staff room.

558
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,520
Someone's got the hazmat-y in there.

559
00:31:20,820 --> 00:31:22,040
It looks rank.

560
00:31:22,940 --> 00:31:23,760
You can use this.

561
00:31:25,900 --> 00:31:26,800
Isle of Viper.

562
00:31:26,980 --> 00:31:28,560
Thank you very much for your tip.

563
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:29,380
Good heavens!

564
00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:30,720
What the hell?

565
00:31:31,380 --> 00:31:32,740
Sorry about that, guys.

566
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,780
Bit of a fucking malfunction there with the hazmat.

567
00:31:43,140 --> 00:31:43,860
College boy.

568
00:31:45,780 --> 00:31:46,340
Look, Matt.

569
00:31:50,620 --> 00:31:50,940
Yeah.

570
00:31:51,820 --> 00:31:53,420
Do I look like I'm scared?

571
00:31:54,620 --> 00:31:56,760
And less of the lip as well, yeah?

572
00:31:56,940 --> 00:31:57,700
College boy.

573
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,600
I don't know.

574
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:02,480
I don't know.

575
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:02,520
I don't know.

576
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,920
Pick that shit up off the ground.

577
00:32:05,620 --> 00:32:07,080
Where's the hazmat, lads?

578
00:32:07,660 --> 00:32:09,660
Where is the hazmat, lads?

579
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,240
You better make like a missile and cruise.

580
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,160
I'd love to throw this at you, man.

581
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:17,200
Put this on your head.

582
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:18,540
Went right through you.

583
00:32:18,740 --> 00:32:20,560
Shows just how much of a man you are.

584
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:21,460
I hit you.

585
00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:23,180
Then you get a morphine injection.

586
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:23,760
Yeah.

587
00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:24,740
That's fair.

588
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:26,240
I'll be back for you.

589
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:26,520
I'll be back for you.

590
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:27,860
I'll be back.

591
00:32:27,860 --> 00:32:30,280
I'm going to have your job.

592
00:32:31,620 --> 00:32:33,580
I'm going to have your job.

593
00:32:35,460 --> 00:32:39,300
So that was just another workplace interaction there that was...

594
00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:41,120
I'd give it a five out of ten.

595
00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:45,080
We might go back there again another day.

596
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,300
Why do you all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

597
00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:48,960
Any hazmat?

598
00:32:49,180 --> 00:32:49,740
Your fitted khakis?

599
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:51,320
Preposterous.

600
00:32:53,980 --> 00:32:55,860
Cian, thanks so much, Cian.

601
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:59,760
Really helping there because I feel a little bit...

602
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,980
Just a little bit racked after that interaction in the staff room.

603
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:09,220
One of the guys there telling me he was going to fucking hit me and then I was going to need morphine.

604
00:33:10,420 --> 00:33:11,860
He doesn't know who I am.

605
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:13,820
He doesn't know who I know.

606
00:33:13,820 --> 00:33:14,940
These ludicrous penny loafers.

607
00:33:16,140 --> 00:33:18,360
This guy's talking about penny loafers.

608
00:33:18,700 --> 00:33:19,800
Loafers from pennies.

609
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,300
Chucky Arkbar.

610
00:33:23,420 --> 00:33:24,220
Thank you very much.

611
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,000
Chucky Arkbar.

612
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,500
Are you in the new 4.6 mil gaff?

613
00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:37,320
You guess-a-less-a-lest it.

614
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,500
But no, you're wrong.

615
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:41,820
This is the old gaff.

616
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:42,820
This old thing?

617
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:43,260
Nah.

618
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:47,120
This has just been refurbed as we were out in Mayo on lockdown.

619
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,760
Thanks very much, Rich Tay.

620
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:50,800
Slime for slime.

621
00:33:50,900 --> 00:33:52,000
I hope you're getting on well.

622
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,980
But no.

623
00:33:55,220 --> 00:33:59,040
We didn't pull the trigger on the second house.

624
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,540
We're thinking of just pulling the trigger on the second house.

625
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:02,160
Buying that.

626
00:34:02,780 --> 00:34:06,340
And then selling this when we feel fit.

627
00:34:07,060 --> 00:34:08,000
Kung flu fighting.

628
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:09,400
Thank you very much for your tip.

629
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,180
Two portions of Damien Reuss.

630
00:34:14,180 --> 00:34:16,340
And a cup of San Celeste.

631
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:16,960
You say.

632
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,640
Gotta say, that sounds unbelievable.

633
00:34:21,180 --> 00:34:22,100
It sounds decadent.

634
00:34:23,460 --> 00:34:23,940
Ted.

635
00:34:24,380 --> 00:34:25,460
Thank you so much.

636
00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:28,140
Very kind of you, bud.

637
00:34:29,140 --> 00:34:31,800
San Deco was on a goose cloud the last night.

638
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:35,380
And left the spare hazmat in the Miles dungeon.

639
00:34:36,660 --> 00:34:39,380
Well, if I'd have known that, I would have fucking called around to San.

640
00:34:40,740 --> 00:34:43,380
Look, I haven't seen the San ball in about two months.

641
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,320
I don't know how he's kicking or how he's bouncing.

642
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,320
He's probably bouncing around.

643
00:34:47,380 --> 00:34:48,160
Oh, there we go.

644
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:49,540
There we go.

645
00:34:50,180 --> 00:34:50,820
Press the button.

646
00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:53,060
And now there's the hazmat.

647
00:34:54,220 --> 00:34:55,880
Lovely little hazmat, guys.

648
00:34:57,300 --> 00:34:58,280
It's a brilliant little.

649
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,340
It's got the nitrous.

650
00:34:59,420 --> 00:35:02,520
It's got the NAS built in so you can fucking do a turbo boost.

651
00:35:02,620 --> 00:35:03,320
Look at the boots.

652
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:05,860
Now I'm in.

653
00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:09,940
That's nice.

654
00:35:15,220 --> 00:35:15,900
That's lovely.

655
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:19,920
Yeah.

656
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,960
All right.

657
00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:25,900
Nice tunes.

658
00:35:37,740 --> 00:35:38,700
Love the tunes.

659
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,920
It's a great game so far.

660
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:42,940
Really enjoying it.

661
00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:43,800
Charger's ready.

662
00:35:43,940 --> 00:35:44,520
Charger empty.

663
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:52,000
Press E to hold and charge.

664
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:54,340
Press and hold to charge.

665
00:35:59,040 --> 00:35:59,680
That's empty.

666
00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:00,060
Okay.

667
00:36:01,900 --> 00:36:06,220
Yeah, I haven't seen the San ball in a couple of months, but I mean, I'd say he's bouncing.

668
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,220
He's going to be bouncing back soon enough.

669
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:14,900
Once phase three, all footballs are allowed to be let out into society.

670
00:36:14,900 --> 00:36:16,720
Because he isn't classed as a human.

671
00:36:16,820 --> 00:36:18,860
That's what he's been fighting for.

672
00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:21,680
And we see this civil unrest around the world.

673
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:23,420
People fighting for rights and stuff like that.

674
00:36:23,580 --> 00:36:23,880
Hello.

675
00:36:24,820 --> 00:36:25,260
Hello.

676
00:36:25,260 --> 00:36:28,560
Who's singing the song for the San?

677
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:29,720
The San ball?

678
00:36:30,220 --> 00:36:33,840
Someone in the jacks there wanted me to play his games.

679
00:36:34,260 --> 00:36:34,880
Excuse me.

680
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:36,360
Minor emergency.

681
00:36:39,180 --> 00:36:41,600
Sounds like he's having a shit time.

682
00:36:44,540 --> 00:36:45,020
Right.

683
00:36:45,180 --> 00:36:48,800
Get this guy some r-swipe.ie.

684
00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:52,420
You can throw that through there, bud.

685
00:36:53,620 --> 00:36:54,820
Some r-swipe there, bud.

686
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,260
That's great.

687
00:37:02,580 --> 00:37:04,680
Wipe up and fucking wipe off.

688
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:05,860
Wipe out.

689
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:08,160
As they say in the biz.

690
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:12,760
He's taking his time.

691
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,780
Mustn't have been a clean break.

692
00:37:17,340 --> 00:37:21,640
I know the feeling after I was at that Indian place.

693
00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:22,720
When we were out in Chernobyl,

694
00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:26,680
we were sourcing the goose bottles for the lead-lined goose caskets.

695
00:37:27,740 --> 00:37:28,740
Unbelievable stuff.

696
00:37:28,860 --> 00:37:30,660
We had to wear hazmat suits as well.

697
00:37:30,860 --> 00:37:34,860
We were eating the hazmati rice with the boona.

698
00:37:34,860 --> 00:37:36,100
Yeah.

699
00:37:38,980 --> 00:37:40,800
Bit of an explosion the day after.

700
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,160
3.8 Ronkin.

701
00:37:44,820 --> 00:37:48,100
On the Ronkin scale.

702
00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:52,000
It was a real Richter stinker.

703
00:37:52,660 --> 00:37:53,780
The stinkter scale.

704
00:37:54,780 --> 00:37:55,860
Less of that chat, anyway.

705
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:56,620
Sorry about that.

706
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:57,100
It's disgusting.

707
00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:59,740
I remember my days in the hazardous environment suit.

708
00:38:02,100 --> 00:38:03,220
Yeah, great stuff.

709
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:04,620
What about a pie chart?

710
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,540
Thank you very poor performance pie chart.

711
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:07,400
Thanks so much.

712
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:12,760
That's really, really kind of you.

713
00:38:13,060 --> 00:38:17,440
Yang.

714
00:38:17,900 --> 00:38:18,700
Montero.

715
00:38:19,660 --> 00:38:20,300
Tripled.

716
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:21,500
Pulaski.

717
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:22,580
Truman.

718
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:24,620
Giroux.

719
00:38:26,340 --> 00:38:26,880
Chinner.

720
00:38:27,980 --> 00:38:28,920
Towers of Chad.

721
00:38:29,020 --> 00:38:29,920
Thanks so much.

722
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,460
The Virgin Konzo versus the Chad John.

723
00:38:34,460 --> 00:38:36,340
I actually take umbrage to that statement.

724
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:38,880
The Robertson.

725
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,520
This is for all the Robertsons out there.

726
00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:42,340
The Classons.

727
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:43,980
The Boetsmas.

728
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:46,660
The fucking Gillons.

729
00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:47,480
Aidan Gillon.

730
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:49,260
I want a big shout out to Aidan Gillon.

731
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:52,200
I know you're watching Budweiser.

732
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,560
And yeah, look.

733
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:54,900
Fucking.

734
00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:57,660
Hopefully the good times are going to roll again soon.

735
00:38:58,060 --> 00:38:59,980
Looking forward to seeing some of your performances.

736
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,840
Numerous upcoming big budget productions.

737
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:11,680
And as well, you know that I'm available for any work.

738
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:12,640
D.O.P.

739
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:13,820
Fucking.

740
00:39:15,740 --> 00:39:16,840
I can do production.

741
00:39:17,420 --> 00:39:18,180
I'll even do production.

742
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:21,780
If you need anyone.

743
00:39:21,940 --> 00:39:23,680
Just put a good word in for cons.

744
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:23,980
Yeah.

745
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,980
Because you know I've supported you for a long time, Gil.

746
00:39:27,540 --> 00:39:28,380
Get the Gillster.

747
00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:32,140
This is for all the roses.

748
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:33,980
This is for the Flystads.

749
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:34,780
The Wilsons.

750
00:39:35,060 --> 00:39:35,940
The Freemans.

751
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:37,720
And here we are.

752
00:39:38,540 --> 00:39:41,360
And there's a picture of a wee bambino.

753
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,360
Power 30%.

754
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:48,500
There's my MIT Bachelor of Philosophy.

755
00:39:48,660 --> 00:39:50,500
Bachelor of Arts in Philosophy.

756
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:51,760
Doctor of Philosophy.

757
00:39:51,860 --> 00:39:52,620
I beg your pardon.

758
00:39:54,460 --> 00:39:55,520
The DPhil.

759
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,320
Yeah.

760
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:02,140
I just keep it in there.

761
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,160
I don't want to display it.

762
00:40:03,260 --> 00:40:04,580
Like I was going to put that above this.

763
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,060
See the fireplace behind me here.

764
00:40:06,140 --> 00:40:06,800
Behind my head.

765
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:08,780
I was going to put the doctorate.

766
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,360
The philosophy doctorate up there.

767
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:10,840
But I mean.

768
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:11,800
I just thought like.

769
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:14,680
You know.

770
00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:16,620
People are probably going to be like.

771
00:40:16,700 --> 00:40:16,900
Yeah.

772
00:40:16,980 --> 00:40:18,540
He wanted us to know that.

773
00:40:18,620 --> 00:40:18,820
You know.

774
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:19,820
He put it up there.

775
00:40:19,860 --> 00:40:21,060
He's just shoving it in your face.

776
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:21,520
But like.

777
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:23,460
Keep it in a cover.

778
00:40:23,580 --> 00:40:23,920
Because.

779
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:25,520
Well.

780
00:40:27,780 --> 00:40:29,020
Just humble like that.

781
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:31,480
Just humble.

782
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:32,660
There it is there.

783
00:40:33,220 --> 00:40:34,340
Get a look at that there.

784
00:40:37,780 --> 00:40:38,760
Close that door.

785
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:41,900
Doesn't close.

786
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:43,960
There it is again.

787
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:44,240
There.

788
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:44,480
Look.

789
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:45,320
If you need to have a look.

790
00:40:47,060 --> 00:40:48,200
I'm going to grab that down.

791
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:51,880
Picture of my son there.

792
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:56,240
I'm going to put this cup up there.

793
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:57,200
Just.

794
00:40:57,740 --> 00:40:57,980
To.

795
00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:00,460
Spread some good vibes around.

796
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,100
And what we'll do also is.

797
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:05,080
Put this fucking.

798
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,500
I don't know what that is.

799
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,300
Is it a hot water bottle.

800
00:41:08,540 --> 00:41:09,320
Or a USB.

801
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,760
A massive novelty USB stick.

802
00:41:13,460 --> 00:41:13,940
And.

803
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:14,500
Yeah.

804
00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:15,560
What we're going to do with that.

805
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:16,680
Is just put that up.

806
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:17,620
On top of the.

807
00:41:17,620 --> 00:41:18,380
The dock fill.

808
00:41:19,340 --> 00:41:20,000
The D fill.

809
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:21,260
That's falling down.

810
00:41:24,020 --> 00:41:25,100
Get that again.

811
00:41:25,460 --> 00:41:26,940
Stick that right up there.

812
00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:29,940
It's.

813
00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:31,980
Look.

814
00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:32,780
And now it's.

815
00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:34,160
And now it's crashed.

816
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:37,980
So we'll leave that.

817
00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:38,400
And we'll.

818
00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:40,060
Mosey on down to the.

819
00:41:42,060 --> 00:41:43,140
Situation room.

820
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,520
Because we have the hazmat suit now.

821
00:41:44,580 --> 00:41:45,900
So we can definitely get to grips.

822
00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:46,620
With what's going on.

823
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:47,660
COVID-19.

824
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:48,660
Clean break.

825
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:49,360
Wipes.

826
00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:50,200
Thanks so much.

827
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:59,640
Sandica was on a goose cloud.

828
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:00,220
Two portions.

829
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:00,580
Any.

830
00:42:01,340 --> 00:42:02,120
Some gaff.

831
00:42:02,180 --> 00:42:02,580
You there.

832
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:03,320
Thanks so much.

833
00:42:03,380 --> 00:42:03,580
Cian.

834
00:42:03,620 --> 00:42:04,260
It's a great gaff.

835
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:08,640
Nice one Oliver.

836
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:09,300
Any good.

837
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:11,140
Gardie took my CV.

838
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,000
Thank you very much.

839
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:12,800
And.

840
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:13,720
Dara Dermody.

841
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:15,220
Sorry for missing you out there bud.

842
00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:15,400
And.

843
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,380
Thomas Broline.

844
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:19,400
Thanks so much.

845
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:21,020
Um.

846
00:42:21,820 --> 00:42:22,180
Any.

847
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,440
Any good stories of hanging out with Bono.

848
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:25,340
Pff.

849
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:27,140
How long have you got.

850
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:33,480
We were actually on the.

851
00:42:33,540 --> 00:42:35,180
The Damien Royce buzz there.

852
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:35,420
About.

853
00:42:35,820 --> 00:42:36,800
Two months ago.

854
00:42:37,340 --> 00:42:37,680
Um.

855
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:38,320
Myself.

856
00:42:38,580 --> 00:42:38,820
J.

857
00:42:38,940 --> 00:42:39,160
Rowe.

858
00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:39,840
Ronatnik.

859
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,280
I wonder what this guy is.

860
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:42,600
Uh.

861
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,520
Doing now that I've got my power suit.

862
00:42:44,900 --> 00:42:45,500
I can fucking.

863
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:47,200
Throw a fucking.

864
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,140
Thermal suit.

865
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:48,640
Or something.

866
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,920
What's the extension for technical support?

867
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:53,920
Joke and throw that.

868
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:54,940
Yeah.

869
00:42:55,540 --> 00:42:55,900
Yeah.

870
00:42:56,420 --> 00:42:57,120
Good shot.

871
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:58,300
Landed in the bin mate.

872
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,080
Sorry about that.

873
00:43:00,260 --> 00:43:00,620
You miss.

874
00:43:00,700 --> 00:43:01,380
I missed the.

875
00:43:02,380 --> 00:43:03,480
I didn't mean to.

876
00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:04,040
Throw my.

877
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:05,280
Flask in the bin.

878
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:06,480
You better make like a baby.

879
00:43:06,780 --> 00:43:07,280
And head out.

880
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:08,980
You better shut up mate.

881
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:10,480
And shut up.

882
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:11,240
You better make like diarrhea.

883
00:43:11,500 --> 00:43:11,780
And run.

884
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:12,600
Yeah.

885
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,300
You better shut your mouth.

886
00:43:15,140 --> 00:43:16,480
And keep it shut.

887
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:16,800
Yeah.

888
00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:18,480
Give me that.

889
00:43:18,660 --> 00:43:19,620
Cup of fucking tea.

890
00:43:19,620 --> 00:43:20,940
Just leave me out of this.

891
00:43:21,420 --> 00:43:21,660
Yeah.

892
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:24,120
Believe you me.

893
00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:26,240
I won't be taking the blame for this one.

894
00:43:26,380 --> 00:43:26,640
Yeah.

895
00:43:26,900 --> 00:43:27,740
Take this blame.

896
00:43:28,060 --> 00:43:28,260
Ah.

897
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:29,440
What was that for?

898
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:30,520
You know what?

899
00:43:30,860 --> 00:43:31,340
Good luck.

900
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:33,640
It's the end of him.

901
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,000
That softened his cough.

902
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:36,960
What a creep.

903
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:38,400
If anything.

904
00:43:38,620 --> 00:43:39,800
You'll just have more to do.

905
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,780
This is going to have to wait.

906
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:44,280
Gordon.

907
00:43:45,900 --> 00:43:46,220
Now.

908
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:46,920
Hazmat.

909
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:47,500
Where we go?

910
00:43:47,580 --> 00:43:48,800
Where's the hazmaty room?

911
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:50,940
Yeah.

912
00:43:50,940 --> 00:43:58,600
We were on an absolute fucking chaos emerald buzz up on J-Row's egalitarian sky hatch.

913
00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:00,220
Which was a real side.

914
00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:01,260
It's a side issue.

915
00:44:01,620 --> 00:44:03,960
If you think of Thunderbird 2.

916
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:05,860
And inside Thunderbird 2.

917
00:44:06,020 --> 00:44:07,900
He might actually be too young to fucking know.

918
00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:11,840
Although it's a PG-18 stream.

919
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:13,400
Because of all the language.

920
00:44:13,980 --> 00:44:16,660
But inside Thunderbird 2 was Thunderbird 4.

921
00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:22,620
So you get a kind of idea of what J-Row is cooking up inside his major league sky base.

922
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,100
He's got another side addition.

923
00:44:25,300 --> 00:44:27,660
Which is an egalitarian sky hatch.

924
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:29,600
And what that basically means is.

925
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:31,640
You can get in that and it cruises.

926
00:44:31,820 --> 00:44:33,740
It plunges the depths of the oceans as well.

927
00:44:33,820 --> 00:44:35,560
So you can even have like ocean sessions.

928
00:44:38,260 --> 00:44:39,840
We call them sea sessions.

929
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:46,500
But the makers of the fucking festival sea sessions threatened to sue.

930
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:51,860
J-Row had sea sessions on the speaker hatch.

931
00:44:52,540 --> 00:44:53,340
The speaker unit.

932
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,600
Which was actually a speaker phone.

933
00:44:56,840 --> 00:45:01,980
Which was a Bluetooth link to a Bose Soundlink Mini 2 Platinum Edition.

934
00:45:02,420 --> 00:45:03,960
Which came custom engraved.

935
00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:05,880
With J-Row's name on it.

936
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:09,140
And sea sessions were giving it all this.

937
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:10,800
On the dog and whistle.

938
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:13,960
And I said.

939
00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:16,620
Sea sessions.

940
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:18,760
They go.

941
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:19,460
Yeah who's this?

942
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:19,940
I go.

943
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:21,720
If you need to ask.

944
00:45:22,420 --> 00:45:23,660
You don't need to know.

945
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:27,400
Pipe down.

946
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,000
You've got a festival.

947
00:45:31,580 --> 00:45:33,220
It's been cancelled for this year.

948
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:34,420
Because of the COVID yeah.

949
00:45:35,420 --> 00:45:37,080
So we're taking that name.

950
00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:40,520
We'd like to see your challenges in a court of law.

951
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:43,340
Fucking hung up.

952
00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:44,540
They didn't ring back.

953
00:45:47,900 --> 00:45:49,060
They didn't ring back.

954
00:45:53,100 --> 00:45:53,580
Now.

955
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:54,640
We're right on through.

956
00:45:54,740 --> 00:45:55,720
Thank you so much.

957
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:57,300
See that?

958
00:45:58,160 --> 00:45:58,560
Respect.

959
00:45:58,560 --> 00:45:58,700
Respect.

960
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,300
480 volts of pure electric Ireland.

961
00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:11,360
If you touch that.

962
00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:13,980
Energy.

963
00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:15,460
Cross.

964
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:16,320
Pinergy.

965
00:46:16,980 --> 00:46:17,520
Cross.

966
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:18,680
ESB.

967
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:19,680
Cross.

968
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:22,420
Look at that.

969
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:26,300
That's the Black Mesa Research Facility.

970
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,180
It's a proud sponsor of the New Mexico.

971
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,040
Adopt a Highway Litter Campaign.

972
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,260
Together we can keep Black Mesa clean.

973
00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:36,260
Security.

974
00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:37,100
Security.

975
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:37,800
Officer.

976
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:38,820
Tart.

977
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:40,440
Please report to.

978
00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:41,240
Office.

979
00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:49,240
The Black Mesa Research Facility annually recycles 98.3% of its biological, chemical and mechanical waste.

980
00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:53,720
We are the industry leader in green tech.

981
00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:03,440
Worldwide leader in the field of fluid dynamics.

982
00:47:05,380 --> 00:47:06,460
Mercedes dynamics.

983
00:47:06,460 --> 00:47:15,580
And it's back to the start.

984
00:47:17,580 --> 00:47:18,540
Great little feature.

985
00:47:19,540 --> 00:47:21,240
We have them in the office back home.

986
00:47:29,100 --> 00:47:29,580
Safety.

987
00:47:30,660 --> 00:47:32,360
Our record speaks for itself.

988
00:47:33,340 --> 00:47:33,960
It's good to know.

989
00:47:37,420 --> 00:47:39,020
They're running a tight ship.

990
00:47:39,780 --> 00:47:42,120
I mean, you could easily fall off one of the ledges there.

991
00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:44,400
Down into a pit of despair.

992
00:47:47,220 --> 00:47:49,440
Innovative tram system is really cool.

993
00:47:50,300 --> 00:47:55,060
Don't know who did the copywriting on this, but it was a little bit lackluster compared to the other information board.

994
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:57,260
We might have to fire the copywriter.

995
00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:01,080
Another fucking firing tomorrow.

996
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:03,420
It's going to be a hard day tomorrow.

997
00:48:03,620 --> 00:48:05,360
I mean, everyone's only just come back as well.

998
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:07,960
Visionary.

999
00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:09,200
Oh, that's the same again.

1000
00:48:09,380 --> 00:48:10,960
Yeah, the copywriter stinks.

1001
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,400
Whoever wrote copy on that.

1002
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:17,460
Needs to have a long, hard look at themselves.

1003
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:18,440
And that's the flag there.

1004
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:20,040
The Black Mesa American flag.

1005
00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:22,480
When it comes to protecting science, this guy's on your side.

1006
00:48:23,220 --> 00:48:25,220
Greetings and salutations, Dr. Freeman.

1007
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:25,860
How you doing?

1008
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:27,860
How's it going?

1009
00:48:27,860 --> 00:48:30,840
Ali Oski.

1010
00:48:30,940 --> 00:48:32,540
Thank you very much, my good friend.

1011
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:34,400
Big shout out to you.

1012
00:48:34,740 --> 00:48:39,000
Looking forward to the resumption of your tour of duty.

1013
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:43,440
Which should end in nothing but ultimate promotion.

1014
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,160
Hydroelectric dam.

1015
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:46,640
Look at that guy there.

1016
00:48:50,180 --> 00:48:52,960
A world leader in quantum physics.

1017
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:56,960
Black Mesa research facility is leading the field in materials research.

1018
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,180
Serials research.

1019
00:48:59,620 --> 00:49:00,220
Class.

1020
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:06,560
And that's the road system there.

1021
00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:11,580
And that's the fucking Geneva Bot 5000.

1022
00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:17,200
I was telling you, it's currently stuck in the empty showrooms of the Geneva Convention Center.

1023
00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:18,660
Just waiting.

1024
00:49:18,660 --> 00:49:18,720
Just waiting.

1025
00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:22,140
Just waiting for the doors to open again.

1026
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:30,840
I mean, anybody gets in there and tries to half inch a Merc or a fucking Beamer or one of the new electric super vehicles.

1027
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:31,720
A Zonda.

1028
00:49:34,220 --> 00:49:37,180
You're not going to stand a chance against one of those jokes.

1029
00:49:37,180 --> 00:49:42,100
We like the scene from RoboCop.

1030
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:46,220
Do you know that one where the big robot comes into the shit there?

1031
00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:50,400
The office and they test it out and it fucking kills your man.

1032
00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:54,560
Great movie.

1033
00:49:59,780 --> 00:50:03,840
Now I can boost around as well when I hold down the dash button with that.

1034
00:50:04,220 --> 00:50:05,700
And that doesn't deplete my suit.

1035
00:50:05,980 --> 00:50:06,440
My suit.

1036
00:50:07,860 --> 00:50:09,000
That's fantastic.

1037
00:50:14,740 --> 00:50:15,980
The Crystal Lake.

1038
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:16,820
Thank you very much.

1039
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:20,420
Okay, where am I going here?

1040
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:27,900
Is that the right way?

1041
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:28,580
It's the wrong way.

1042
00:50:43,820 --> 00:50:44,740
What's he on about?

1043
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:48,600
Any backseat gamers there want to let me know what the jazz is?

1044
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:52,040
Oh, it's staring me in the face all along.

1045
00:50:54,980 --> 00:50:57,160
And now we're in the lift.

1046
00:50:57,620 --> 00:51:01,080
Or the elevator, as it's known in stateside.

1047
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:05,140
Don't know, Murray.

1048
00:51:05,260 --> 00:51:07,620
Thanks for the elevator tip there.

1049
00:51:08,260 --> 00:51:12,360
Fortunately, I got there before I saw the comment.

1050
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:13,560
And now it's loading.

1051
00:51:13,740 --> 00:51:15,120
And now it's playing again.

1052
00:51:15,220 --> 00:51:15,780
Thank God.

1053
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,500
Could you climb back up there?

1054
00:51:20,500 --> 00:51:21,100
You can.

1055
00:51:22,220 --> 00:51:23,560
It's amazing, isn't it?

1056
00:51:25,780 --> 00:51:26,760
How do I get off?

1057
00:51:26,980 --> 00:51:27,540
Oh, gee.

1058
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:29,620
And now I fell down.

1059
00:51:36,100 --> 00:51:37,420
How do you get off the ladder?

1060
00:51:40,700 --> 00:51:41,480
Right, okay.

1061
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:46,980
Thanks so much, Nick Leeson and the Crystal Lake and Alyoski.

1062
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:04,440
Grind, you look busy.

1063
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:05,240
I'll let you go.

1064
00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:09,740
Control room.

1065
00:52:10,740 --> 00:52:11,700
Test lab.

1066
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:13,440
Plasma.

1067
00:52:14,780 --> 00:52:15,820
Ionization.

1068
00:52:21,060 --> 00:52:22,840
Look at those laser beams.

1069
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:24,820
Harness remaining.

1070
00:52:24,820 --> 00:52:24,820
Harness remaining.

1071
00:52:24,820 --> 00:52:24,820
Harness remaining.

1072
00:52:24,820 --> 00:52:27,580
Potonic energy to ensure resonance control.

1073
00:52:28,620 --> 00:52:30,780
Double check the booster's plate angle.

1074
00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:32,040
What's up, Doc?

1075
00:52:36,460 --> 00:52:36,820
Gordon.

1076
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:38,380
I'm not one for idle chatter, Gordon.

1077
00:52:38,900 --> 00:52:39,380
All right.

1078
00:52:39,540 --> 00:52:39,960
No boat.

1079
00:52:40,100 --> 00:52:40,820
It's okay.

1080
00:52:41,140 --> 00:52:42,340
I'll be back in a bit anyway.

1081
00:52:42,460 --> 00:52:42,680
Look.

1082
00:52:43,060 --> 00:52:43,720
Look, lads.

1083
00:52:44,340 --> 00:52:45,440
You look kind of busy.

1084
00:52:45,620 --> 00:52:47,360
I'll catch you later on.

1085
00:52:48,940 --> 00:52:50,080
I'll see you later, lads.

1086
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:53,740
Pick that up there.

1087
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:55,460
Put that in there.

1088
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:58,020
And that's just my good deed done for the day.

1089
00:53:00,780 --> 00:53:02,420
Larry's just a minute quiz.

1090
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:05,660
How you getting on?

1091
00:53:05,660 --> 00:53:07,820
How you getting on, big lion?

1092
00:53:07,820 --> 00:53:09,100
I'm going to explode.

1093
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:10,820
Please relax.

1094
00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:13,000
Things could be much, much worse.

1095
00:53:24,940 --> 00:53:26,340
Put that in there, then.

1096
00:53:27,100 --> 00:53:27,280
Oh.

1097
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:28,800
Misjudged it.

1098
00:53:30,300 --> 00:53:31,420
How you get down there?

1099
00:53:31,860 --> 00:53:32,600
There we go.

1100
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:33,400
Okay.

1101
00:53:33,660 --> 00:53:34,900
And there we go.

1102
00:53:35,340 --> 00:53:36,220
And there the...

1103
00:53:36,220 --> 00:53:37,600
And now the lid won't open.

1104
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:39,140
I'll pick the bin up.

1105
00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:41,860
I'll put that somewhere.

1106
00:53:42,660 --> 00:53:43,020
Fuck.

1107
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:45,440
Didn't mean to do that now.

1108
00:53:47,260 --> 00:53:48,600
I'll put the bin in the bin.

1109
00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:51,480
That'll be my second good deed done for the day.

1110
00:53:52,580 --> 00:53:53,760
Let's see how that goes.

1111
00:53:54,100 --> 00:53:55,120
Sorry, guys.

1112
00:53:57,260 --> 00:53:59,460
Sorry to disturb you guys.

1113
00:53:59,580 --> 00:54:00,640
Just need to put a bin in a bin.

1114
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:01,620
Don't mind me.

1115
00:54:01,700 --> 00:54:02,240
Carry on.

1116
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:03,320
We'll see you later, yeah?

1117
00:54:03,940 --> 00:54:04,300
Connor.

1118
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:06,380
And there we go.

1119
00:54:06,380 --> 00:54:09,440
How you getting on, big lion?

1120
00:54:12,060 --> 00:54:13,280
Busy as a bumblebee.

1121
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:15,780
Staring at those beamers.

1122
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:18,220
Yeah.

1123
00:54:20,980 --> 00:54:22,000
Great little beams.

1124
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:24,900
You can even go down here.

1125
00:54:24,980 --> 00:54:25,860
Look, bubbles and everything.

1126
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:31,280
That's an impressive bubble machine you got there.

1127
00:54:31,460 --> 00:54:33,620
But I mean, can't see it's selling, catching on.

1128
00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:34,980
Looks dangerous.

1129
00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:39,300
I can put this up here.

1130
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:44,500
Might just put this in the bin there.

1131
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:46,960
That'll be my third good deed for the day.

1132
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:56,080
Oops.

1133
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:56,120
Oops.

1134
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:57,280
Sorry, lads.

1135
00:54:57,380 --> 00:54:58,340
See you later, lads.

1136
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:01,360
Just leave that there now, because...

1137
00:55:03,060 --> 00:55:04,620
We've had enough fun there with that.

1138
00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:08,020
Are you getting on?

1139
00:55:08,020 --> 00:55:09,360
Nice to finally join us, doctor.

1140
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:12,140
We've just sent the sample down to the test chamber.

1141
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:16,640
We've boosted the anti-mass spectrometer to 105%.

1142
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:20,300
See you next Tuesday, cat.

1143
00:55:22,980 --> 00:55:23,880
Thank you very much.

1144
00:55:28,580 --> 00:55:30,260
How are you getting on, spectacles?

1145
00:55:35,860 --> 00:55:37,700
No problem, poindexed.

1146
00:55:38,820 --> 00:55:40,520
What's the story, tie mouth?

1147
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:52,240
Someone left their ring binder over here.

1148
00:55:52,340 --> 00:55:52,900
Who did that?

1149
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:53,500
Who did that?

1150
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:55,500
Place is an absolute kip.

1151
00:55:56,100 --> 00:55:57,040
I'm gonna leave this here.

1152
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:01,860
Why do you insist on leaving this around the place?

1153
00:56:02,380 --> 00:56:03,120
Pick that up.

1154
00:56:04,380 --> 00:56:04,820
Disgusting.

1155
00:56:06,820 --> 00:56:07,900
Wear the masks.

1156
00:56:09,620 --> 00:56:12,560
We actually watched the mask there the other day with Jim Carrey.

1157
00:56:13,700 --> 00:56:18,880
It's a real nice break from the fucking humdrum mask reality of COVID-19.

1158
00:56:19,300 --> 00:56:27,140
If only you put a COVID mask on, you know, and that transformed you into someone who was great crack.

1159
00:56:27,900 --> 00:56:29,380
That would be a...

1160
00:56:29,380 --> 00:56:30,720
Jeez, that could be a fucking...

1161
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:31,480
That could be a film.

1162
00:56:32,620 --> 00:56:33,560
That could be a film.

1163
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,140
I'm glad that this was streamed.

1164
00:56:35,180 --> 00:56:40,820
There's proof that the genesis of that idea is from my mind.

1165
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:42,480
Not yours.

1166
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:43,960
No one else trying to...

1167
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:46,120
It's nothing we can't handle ourselves, Eli.

1168
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:47,220
Yeah?

1169
00:56:48,060 --> 00:56:49,080
Run along, Gordon.

1170
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:50,380
We'll be but a moment.

1171
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:52,400
How long's a moment?

1172
00:56:54,060 --> 00:56:55,560
The machine looks goosed.

1173
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:57,540
We're gonna need to call in tech.

1174
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:02,700
Do you want me to give the boys in tech a ring?

1175
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:04,660
I have their number.

1176
00:57:04,780 --> 00:57:05,100
Don't worry.

1177
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:06,280
Hmm.

1178
00:57:06,980 --> 00:57:08,960
This could take a bit longer than I...

1179
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:09,300
It's okay.

1180
00:57:09,540 --> 00:57:10,240
Tech goons.

1181
00:57:11,700 --> 00:57:12,720
Yeah, it's Konzo.

1182
00:57:13,860 --> 00:57:15,900
No, I'm working remote here.

1183
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:20,180
I'm on a zoo meeting with a couple of Poindexters down the Black Mesa research facility.

1184
00:57:20,420 --> 00:57:20,520
Yeah.

1185
00:57:22,260 --> 00:57:24,800
They've only got him fucked up the hubbub system.

1186
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:27,040
I don't know.

1187
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:27,360
I don't know.

1188
00:57:27,420 --> 00:57:27,920
It just says...

1189
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:29,860
It keeps saying failure, failure, and is it...

1190
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:34,180
We'll be laughing about this whilst sipping champagne.

1191
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:34,680
Yeah.

1192
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:35,840
And resting on our laurels.

1193
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:36,100
Sorry.

1194
00:57:36,420 --> 00:57:36,900
That's...

1195
00:57:36,900 --> 00:57:37,820
Sorry, that's one of the...

1196
00:57:37,820 --> 00:57:39,020
Sorry, sorry.

1197
00:57:39,180 --> 00:57:41,000
That's one of the fucking Poindexters.

1198
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:42,700
He thinks he knows it all.

1199
00:57:42,700 --> 00:57:45,760
Don't know, mate.

1200
00:57:45,860 --> 00:57:46,180
Don't know.

1201
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:48,040
There's glass broken on it.

1202
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:49,980
It just keeps on saying failure as well.

1203
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:52,160
These two lemon heads don't know what they're doing.

1204
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:53,620
Get down here, yeah?

1205
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,340
Fucking rig it back up because we're gonna...

1206
00:57:57,340 --> 00:57:57,800
We need to...

1207
00:57:57,800 --> 00:57:58,560
We need to blast.

1208
00:57:59,020 --> 00:57:59,900
We need to be blast.

1209
00:58:00,180 --> 00:58:01,720
We need to blast within...

1210
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:02,840
It's an hour.

1211
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:04,940
We've been on an hour, so we need to get going.

1212
00:58:06,460 --> 00:58:07,540
It's blaster, boss.

1213
00:58:07,740 --> 00:58:08,620
We'll see you later, bud.

1214
00:58:09,340 --> 00:58:09,560
Baby.

1215
00:58:11,340 --> 00:58:12,680
Yeah, they're fucking sound.

1216
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,900
They're good guys.

1217
00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:15,900
I...

1218
00:58:15,900 --> 00:58:16,420
Oh, fuck.

1219
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:19,680
I give them a hard time, but that's only because...

1220
00:58:21,300 --> 00:58:22,680
If you treat them...

1221
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:26,680
If you treat them well, you know, they're gonna try and pull the wool over your eyes or...

1222
00:58:28,140 --> 00:58:29,540
Take advantage.

1223
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:32,360
Now...

1224
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:33,200
Elevator.

1225
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:34,940
At least something works around here.

1226
00:58:39,140 --> 00:58:41,000
Barbie, thanks so much for the tip.

1227
00:58:43,460 --> 00:58:44,900
Hopefully you're not in the chat.

1228
00:58:45,100 --> 00:58:45,640
There's someone...

1229
00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:48,880
Remember there was someone last year who made like 50 different accounts?

1230
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:51,360
All of them Barbie related.

1231
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:52,840
Just...

1232
00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:54,900
What a strange time to be alive.

1233
00:58:55,900 --> 00:59:00,020
I actually went back and looked at the block list as well of that person.

1234
00:59:00,020 --> 00:59:02,020
And it seems as though...

1235
00:59:04,820 --> 00:59:06,560
They...

1236
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:08,560
They have 50 accounts.

1237
00:59:08,740 --> 00:59:10,240
This is how fucking demented it is.

1238
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:13,880
I'm giving you an insight here into behind the scenes grief.

1239
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:16,800
I looked at the block list and that same bar...

1240
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,840
I blocked 50 Barbie accounts.

1241
00:59:19,820 --> 00:59:21,480
And it turns out you block someone.

1242
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:22,740
Doesn't mean they still...

1243
00:59:22,740 --> 00:59:24,260
They do still exist.

1244
00:59:24,500 --> 00:59:25,640
It's not like they're fucking...

1245
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:26,080
They've ended.

1246
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:31,660
The same yoke had changed their name then to something else.

1247
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:32,760
Someone else related.

1248
00:59:32,980 --> 00:59:33,400
Like...

1249
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:34,560
I'm not going to say the name.

1250
00:59:35,700 --> 00:59:38,780
But it turns out they were a professional bully outfit or something.

1251
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:40,780
Or a professional fucking troll outfit.

1252
00:59:40,780 --> 00:59:41,780
Because...

1253
00:59:41,780 --> 00:59:45,300
All the names then were relevant to this other person or this other channel.

1254
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:48,720
And they were really vitriolic nasty fucking names as well.

1255
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:49,780
So I mean...

1256
00:59:50,780 --> 00:59:54,400
I shouldn't have said that because...

1257
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:56,000
I do then...

1258
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:57,780
You know, if you have the knowledge, you have the power.

1259
00:59:57,900 --> 01:00:00,480
This person, whoever's watching now, will know that they...

1260
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:01,140
That I know.

1261
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:03,420
That they're a professional fucking troll.

1262
01:00:04,340 --> 01:00:05,640
But I mean, what can you do?

1263
01:00:06,980 --> 01:00:08,500
I mean, you can take it to Google.

1264
01:00:08,780 --> 01:00:09,840
But they don't fucking care.

1265
01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:11,280
Those guys do not care.

1266
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:14,000
I was down there two weeks ago with Roro.

1267
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:16,240
Rapping on the fucking windows.

1268
01:00:17,620 --> 01:00:19,660
I'm trying to get Roro's YouTube.

1269
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:23,300
RoodTube account re-established.

1270
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:29,160
They finally answered the door after fucking two hours of manic rapping.

1271
01:00:30,060 --> 01:00:30,560
And...

1272
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:32,860
They said, what's the matter?

1273
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:33,920
I said, who...

1274
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:35,660
I said, this is the matter.

1275
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:38,240
You need to get his fucking account up and running.

1276
01:00:38,620 --> 01:00:41,320
Or we're going to be staging a fucking six-day protest out here.

1277
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:42,720
Tricklers.

1278
01:00:44,780 --> 01:00:45,300
Fucking...

1279
01:00:45,300 --> 01:00:46,820
Pictures of the fucking Wolf Tones.

1280
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:47,520
Pierce.

1281
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:49,080
Connolly.

1282
01:00:49,860 --> 01:00:51,380
We won't leave.

1283
01:00:52,100 --> 01:00:53,840
And they said, what's wrong?

1284
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:54,320
What's the matter?

1285
01:00:54,420 --> 01:00:56,480
I said, get his fucking RoodTube account up.

1286
01:00:56,740 --> 01:00:57,860
They said, we're not RoodTube.

1287
01:00:57,960 --> 01:00:58,440
We're YouTube.

1288
01:00:58,620 --> 01:00:59,300
Google is YouTube.

1289
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:00,720
I said, right.

1290
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:00,720
I said, right.

1291
01:01:00,860 --> 01:01:01,580
Didn't know that.

1292
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:03,880
I'm fucking sorry for wasting your time.

1293
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:10,740
And with that, we both went down to the Grand Canal Dock Doored station.

1294
01:01:13,740 --> 01:01:15,040
Got on a fucking train.

1295
01:01:16,780 --> 01:01:17,620
Ride out to Cliny.

1296
01:01:19,220 --> 01:01:20,220
Back to the gaff here.

1297
01:01:20,220 --> 01:01:20,380
Back to the gaff here.

1298
01:01:20,380 --> 01:01:21,420
A few martinis.

1299
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:23,740
Then right back up into the sky base again.

1300
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,460
CJ, thank you very much for your tip.

1301
01:01:29,460 --> 01:01:32,140
I hope you're getting on well, Budski.

1302
01:01:32,780 --> 01:01:35,380
Look, the good times are going to fucking roll again.

1303
01:01:35,620 --> 01:01:36,700
I do believe that.

1304
01:01:37,700 --> 01:01:41,200
While I'm here, I might just have a little look where that donut came in from.

1305
01:01:41,380 --> 01:01:42,120
The Barbie one.

1306
01:01:43,620 --> 01:01:49,700
Because if we can link that fucking email address to the professional troll accounts, then we might be onto something here.

1307
01:01:51,700 --> 01:01:52,140
Samantha.

1308
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:53,620
Look, Samantha.

1309
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:59,180
I want to say a big thank you for that tip and for your continued support.

1310
01:02:00,420 --> 01:02:01,540
Okay, so here we go.

1311
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:03,040
And it links back.

1312
01:02:03,380 --> 01:02:05,040
Okay, we've got a Hotmail address.

1313
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:07,880
Yep.

1314
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:14,280
Okay.

1315
01:02:16,220 --> 01:02:18,980
Anyone in the chat there that knows about this sort of stuff?

1316
01:02:18,980 --> 01:02:23,120
Where should I go with this Hotmail address from the Barbie tipper?

1317
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:26,920
And it's definitely the same fucker who did all those accounts that we blocked.

1318
01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:30,900
We got their Hotmail.

1319
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:33,660
We've got their fucking Hotmail, man.

1320
01:02:34,580 --> 01:02:35,140
Google it.

1321
01:02:35,380 --> 01:02:36,020
Let's have a look.

1322
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:38,980
I'm not going to let you know what that is, but let's have...

1323
01:02:40,260 --> 01:02:40,960
Fuck.

1324
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:44,420
I should have kept this on the DL.

1325
01:02:44,420 --> 01:02:47,540
But why would I waste my own free time tracking down this guy?

1326
01:02:47,540 --> 01:02:53,360
Do you know what?

1327
01:02:53,420 --> 01:02:54,900
It didn't upset me.

1328
01:02:55,100 --> 01:03:01,900
It didn't upset me until I saw the names had been changed from Barbie references to a targeted abuse at someone.

1329
01:03:02,580 --> 01:03:04,180
And it was a female.

1330
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:10,220
I don't know who it is, but it was saying awful shit in the title about her.

1331
01:03:10,220 --> 01:03:16,260
I'd love to fucking put it to the community there.

1332
01:03:16,420 --> 01:03:17,700
Community track down.

1333
01:03:18,700 --> 01:03:19,860
I'm not going to dox.

1334
01:03:19,940 --> 01:03:21,340
You see, this is where I'm...

1335
01:03:21,340 --> 01:03:23,020
This is where I don't slip up.

1336
01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:24,100
I don't dox.

1337
01:03:24,780 --> 01:03:26,100
But I do...

1338
01:03:26,100 --> 01:03:27,300
Detect.

1339
01:03:38,100 --> 01:03:39,260
Patrick Cairns.

1340
01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:40,580
Can you do the Viper's voice?

1341
01:03:41,140 --> 01:03:42,620
I actually can't, Pat.

1342
01:03:43,980 --> 01:03:45,760
I don't know how to do that.

1343
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:47,920
That kind of nasally kind of voice.

1344
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:49,440
You know, you're a real tough one.

1345
01:03:50,580 --> 01:03:51,400
A real tough one.

1346
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:52,860
But thanks for watching.

1347
01:03:52,980 --> 01:03:54,140
I'm glad you're tuned in.

1348
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:56,640
Report the account for bullying.

1349
01:03:57,100 --> 01:03:58,780
It sure is 50 different fucking accounts.

1350
01:04:03,780 --> 01:04:06,560
It was an email address created just a troll.

1351
01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:08,420
So not much.

1352
01:04:19,660 --> 01:04:26,140
Do you know, I was reading a book there about the guy who started the fucking dark web job.

1353
01:04:26,220 --> 01:04:28,000
And he got sent down for life.

1354
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,340
And he was like a family...

1355
01:04:29,340 --> 01:04:30,280
He was not a family man.

1356
01:04:30,340 --> 01:04:32,140
But he was like a clean cut.

1357
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:37,820
You know, he's...

1358
01:04:37,820 --> 01:04:41,780
He wasn't like a fucking cartel criminal.

1359
01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:43,880
He was like a computer whiz.

1360
01:04:44,420 --> 01:04:49,760
But in the end, he actually did fucking display signs of terrible moral judgment.

1361
01:04:50,020 --> 01:04:51,980
You know, ordering hitmans and shit like that.

1362
01:04:53,980 --> 01:04:56,320
He fucking...

1363
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:57,320
The way they caught him...

1364
01:04:58,820 --> 01:05:02,440
There was a myriad of different trails and things like that that were going on.

1365
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:03,120
But it was amazing.

1366
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:05,480
The one thing he fucked up on is...

1367
01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:11,320
He'd seeded the new Silk Road website that he created on an online...

1368
01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:12,840
On a fucking forum.

1369
01:05:13,660 --> 01:05:14,260
And he'd said,

1370
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:16,200
Hey guys, check...

1371
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:19,000
Hey guys, check out the new fucking Silk Road.

1372
01:05:19,100 --> 01:05:20,740
You can buy anything.

1373
01:05:21,820 --> 01:05:22,660
And I'm paraphrasing.

1374
01:05:22,660 --> 01:05:26,660
So...

1375
01:05:26,660 --> 01:05:35,260
He'd gone through a million layers of security on the fucking deep space web or wherever you call it.

1376
01:05:35,420 --> 01:05:36,660
And encryption.

1377
01:05:37,540 --> 01:05:38,320
All this stuff.

1378
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:44,660
But the fucking email address he'd registered on the forum...

1379
01:05:45,660 --> 01:05:47,660
To write that comment...

1380
01:05:48,380 --> 01:05:50,340
Was his own fucking Gmail.

1381
01:05:50,340 --> 01:05:56,340
So hopefully this guy here...

1382
01:05:56,340 --> 01:05:58,480
We track him down now and he's seeding...

1383
01:05:58,480 --> 01:05:59,560
He's seeding something.

1384
01:06:04,340 --> 01:06:11,400
What was the book called?

1385
01:06:11,540 --> 01:06:13,380
Well, I can't remember.

1386
01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:15,760
But it's something Silk Road.

1387
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:19,820
And I gotta tell you, there's a documentary about it as well.

1388
01:06:20,020 --> 01:06:20,980
I saw the documentary.

1389
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:22,160
I saw the doc.

1390
01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:24,840
And I thought, I'm gonna have to read the book.

1391
01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:27,740
I watched the doc flicks.

1392
01:06:28,780 --> 01:06:30,840
And I thought, I'm gonna have to flick through a few of the pages.

1393
01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:33,260
Because I want to get deep into the lit.

1394
01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:41,720
Sorry, I'm just trying to track down this lad here.

1395
01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:43,080
Black Mesa's still going.

1396
01:06:44,820 --> 01:06:45,880
Fuck, will I do it later?

1397
01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:46,840
I'll do it later.

1398
01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:58,040
Yeah, so far, there are no...

1399
01:06:58,040 --> 01:06:59,440
There's no results.

1400
01:06:59,660 --> 01:07:01,400
So it's a professional troll.

1401
01:07:02,260 --> 01:07:04,240
We're dealing with a professional troll, guys.

1402
01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:06,760
50 YouTube accounts.

1403
01:07:08,860 --> 01:07:13,120
When they get blocked, the troll moves on to a different person.

1404
01:07:16,020 --> 01:07:16,500
Insane.

1405
01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:18,720
Insane level of dedication.

1406
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:23,080
Great work rate.

1407
01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:23,960
Great work ethic.

1408
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:25,540
Almost admirable.

1409
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:27,880
Nasty morals.

1410
01:07:29,440 --> 01:07:29,840
Disgusting.

1411
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:32,160
But a fucking great worker.

1412
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:40,420
Samantha, thank you very much.

1413
01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:41,680
Boz.

1414
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:42,800
Boz man.

1415
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:43,940
Thank you very much.

1416
01:07:50,100 --> 01:07:50,620
Okay.

1417
01:07:57,460 --> 01:07:59,700
You have the wannabe friends comments.

1418
01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:00,340
No.

1419
01:08:00,540 --> 01:08:01,640
Haven't reached them.

1420
01:08:01,740 --> 01:08:02,740
They just...

1421
01:08:02,740 --> 01:08:04,740
It was a guy...

1422
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:06,200
Thank you very much.

1423
01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:06,920
Don, Murray.

1424
01:08:08,820 --> 01:08:10,620
It wasn't bad, but it was...

1425
01:08:10,620 --> 01:08:11,760
Just that the names were bad.

1426
01:08:11,820 --> 01:08:12,860
It kept on saying Barbie.

1427
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:14,520
And then after the Barbie...

1428
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:20,740
Barbie was just a suffix for what usually followed on to be an absolutely terrible...

1429
01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:22,880
Barbie was a prefix.

1430
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:35,020
Carl, thank you very much for what usually ends up being an absolutely disgusting and despicable suffix on the end of it.

1431
01:08:40,020 --> 01:08:41,020
Wannabe friends, it was a...

1432
01:08:41,020 --> 01:08:42,400
Wannabe friends, chats, no, none of those.

1433
01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:43,400
There's been none of the...

1434
01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:44,400
There's been none of the...

1435
01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:48,400
The kind of weird kind of contacting outside...

1436
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:50,400
Outside hours...

1437
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:52,220
Through different means, you know?

1438
01:08:52,300 --> 01:08:52,900
None of that.

1439
01:08:54,900 --> 01:08:58,240
Wasn't Barbie donating to see our garter snake?

1440
01:08:58,240 --> 01:08:59,480
Yes, indeed.

1441
01:09:00,480 --> 01:09:05,780
And that's what started this little trip down detective lane there.

1442
01:09:05,860 --> 01:09:10,100
Ten minutes ago, we got a tip from Barbie again.

1443
01:09:10,260 --> 01:09:10,480
I thought...

1444
01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:12,860
That piqued my interest.

1445
01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:14,200
That piqued my interest.

1446
01:09:14,380 --> 01:09:16,680
I thought we hadn't seen Barbie in a long time.

1447
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:20,700
But now...

1448
01:09:20,700 --> 01:09:22,380
Now he's back again.

1449
01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:25,060
Or she.

1450
01:09:27,500 --> 01:09:28,100
Or she.

1451
01:09:29,860 --> 01:09:31,340
But you'd want to watch out.

1452
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:32,640
You don't want to feed the trolls.

1453
01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:34,340
Because that's what they say.

1454
01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:35,620
You know, you feed the trolls...

1455
01:09:35,620 --> 01:09:38,100
Like little gremlins.

1456
01:09:38,580 --> 01:09:39,340
You don't want to feed them.

1457
01:09:39,340 --> 01:09:44,000
Trolls could be like gremlins, guys.

1458
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:50,340
Track down a computer inside RTE.

1459
01:09:52,300 --> 01:09:53,620
We've tracked you down.

1460
01:09:53,820 --> 01:09:56,400
The IP address comes from Donnybrook.

1461
01:09:57,500 --> 01:10:00,600
We triangulated the address of the IP.

1462
01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:02,300
The DNS server.

1463
01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:04,780
Apparently there was a fucking...

1464
01:10:04,780 --> 01:10:06,220
There was a packet sent.

1465
01:10:07,180 --> 01:10:09,320
Two computers were talking to each other.

1466
01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:11,280
One from D4.

1467
01:10:11,860 --> 01:10:14,000
Another one from inside the RTE campus.

1468
01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:15,940
We're on to them.

1469
01:10:16,140 --> 01:10:17,260
We know who they are.

1470
01:10:17,540 --> 01:10:19,840
It's the RTE Insider Twitter account.

1471
01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:21,440
Buy Becquerel's ghost.

1472
01:10:21,980 --> 01:10:23,480
They're operating on a VPN.

1473
01:10:23,480 --> 01:10:27,300
They're spilling the beans.

1474
01:10:28,700 --> 01:10:29,720
On Nuacht.

1475
01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:32,760
On Prayer at Bedtime Reboot.

1476
01:10:33,700 --> 01:10:35,240
They fucking blew the lid.

1477
01:10:35,300 --> 01:10:37,860
They blew the load on the fucking Primetime...

1478
01:10:37,860 --> 01:10:40,540
Prayer at Bedtime Reboot.

1479
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:43,000
That was going to shock and awe the public.

1480
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:46,680
At 6pm and 12 every day.

1481
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:53,660
Liam, thanks so much Budski.

1482
01:10:54,100 --> 01:10:55,160
Gonna keep moving here.

1483
01:10:55,440 --> 01:10:57,000
Because if you've just joined...

1484
01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:59,780
You've reached a man talking about a load of nonsense.

1485
01:11:00,700 --> 01:11:02,500
We need to get back into Black Mesa.

1486
01:11:02,740 --> 01:11:03,780
Black Mercedes.

1487
01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:07,140
Black Mercedes.

1488
01:11:08,140 --> 01:11:09,960
Great motors, Konzo, says Carl.

1489
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:10,680
Thanks so much.

1490
01:11:11,180 --> 01:11:12,280
Don't worry, thank you.

1491
01:11:14,860 --> 01:11:15,260
Right.

1492
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:16,220
Let's get going.

1493
01:11:16,300 --> 01:11:16,960
Where's the action?

1494
01:11:17,020 --> 01:11:18,200
We haven't fired a gun here.

1495
01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:21,140
But before you do, activate the electron multiplier...

1496
01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:24,540
Gordon, I'm in the middle of something here.

1497
01:11:26,900 --> 01:11:29,020
A stunning new docuseries.

1498
01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:33,580
A stunning new A-part docuseries on the RTE Insider.

1499
01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:36,040
Narrated by Connor Williams.

1500
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:38,780
For RTE.

1501
01:11:39,380 --> 01:11:41,620
In association with Konzo Productions.

1502
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:46,760
We bring you down to the test lab of ideas.

1503
01:11:48,820 --> 01:11:56,720
We go, we go, we scratch beneath the surface and find out who is sending illicit tweets from inside Donnybrook.

1504
01:11:57,920 --> 01:11:59,400
We know who they are.

1505
01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:01,140
Do they know who we are?

1506
01:12:01,460 --> 01:12:02,540
We're gonna doorstep...

1507
01:12:02,540 --> 01:12:07,220
Join us episode 6 when we finally doorstep the RTE Insider.

1508
01:12:10,220 --> 01:12:11,180
Excuse me.

1509
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:13,700
Have you got a moment for Konzo?

1510
01:12:13,940 --> 01:12:15,600
Have you got a moment for RTE?

1511
01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:16,600
It's Konzo.

1512
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:17,980
Connor Williams for RTE.

1513
01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:21,500
Investigates, Connor investigates for RTA.

1514
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:42,000
Right.

1515
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:51,000
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this. He's a highly trained professional. We've assured the administrator that nothing will go wrong.

1516
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:58,000
Yes, you're right. Gordon, we have complete confidence in you.

1517
01:12:58,000 --> 01:12:59,000
Great stuff, lads.

1518
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:02,000
Well, go ahead. Let's let him in now.

1519
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:10,000
Let's get this over and done with and then hit the links for a nice swift nine holes.

1520
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:13,000
And then to Kylie's.

1521
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:18,000
For a fucking scalp of jars. How about that?

1522
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:22,000
How about you? How you getting on, big lion?

1523
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:25,000
Wanna swing by Kylie's later?

1524
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:30,000
Yeah, it's still open. They're pretending it's closed.

1525
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:33,000
I've got the Kylie's gold card.

1526
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:35,000
Can bring you down there later on.

1527
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:38,000
We can access it through... you can't go through the doors.

1528
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:40,000
I'm telling him about Kylie's, man.

1529
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:41,000
He's just savoring the moment.

1530
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,000
I'm exactly saying...

1531
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:46,000
One day he'll look back to this as the beginning of his illustrious career.

1532
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:49,000
We might. We might look back later on when we're fucking three sheets to the wind.

1533
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:52,000
But look, we can fucking access Kylie's through a...

1534
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:56,000
A sea...

1535
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:57,000
There's no need for performance anxiety, Dr. Freeman.

1536
01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:58,000
Don't worry, there'll be no performance anxiety.

1537
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:00,000
Of course not. You're a seasoned pro right now.

1538
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:03,000
You fucking got... you can say that twice.

1539
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:07,000
You can access Kylie's through a fucking secret chamber base.

1540
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:11,000
Which goes from underneath Donny RTE Studios.

1541
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:12,000
And goes right into Kylie's.

1542
01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:14,000
It was designed by Pat Kenny.

1543
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:17,000
And installed by Joe Duffy.

1544
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:21,000
Secret... he's a secret scalper.

1545
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:24,000
Joe Duff.

1546
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:27,000
J Duffs.

1547
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:29,000
I was talking to J Duffs earlier on.

1548
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:33,000
He was giving it the fucking...

1549
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:36,000
715-895 on the dog and whistle.

1550
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,000
Wash your hand.

1551
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:39,000
1850.

1552
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:40,000
715-895.

1553
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,000
Don't worry, thanks so much.

1554
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,000
Alright, Gordon.

1555
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:48,000
Your suit should keep you comfortable through all this.

1556
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:51,000
The specimen will be delivered to you in a few moments.

1557
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:56,000
Now, if you would be so good as to climb up and start the rotors...

1558
01:14:56,000 --> 01:15:03,000
That way we can bring the anti-mass spectrometer to 80% and hold it there until the carrier arrives.

1559
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:07,000
I wonder if there's auto save on the quick save.

1560
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,000
Okay.

1561
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:11,000
Need a little bit more ish.

1562
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:13,000
Back... back in a minute there.

1563
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:15,000
Back in a minute guys.

1564
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:17,000
Back in a minute.

1565
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:18,000
Back in a menzo.

1566
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:21,000
Is this thing on?

1567
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:23,000
Gordon.

1568
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,000
Climb up and start the rotors.

1569
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:27,000
Gordon.

1570
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:37,000
Are you not hearing me?

1571
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:39,000
Climb up and start the rotors please.

1572
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:52,000
Dr. Freeman.

1573
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:53,000
Dr. Freeman.

1574
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:54,000
Dr. Freeman.

1575
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:55,000
Dr. Freeman.

1576
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:55,000
Dr. Freeman.

1577
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:56,000
Dr. Freeman.

1578
01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:56,000
Dr. Freeman.

1579
01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:57,000
Dr. Freeman.

1580
01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:57,000
Dr. Freeman.

1581
01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:58,000
Dr. Freeman.

1582
01:15:58,000 --> 01:15:58,000
Dr. Freeman.

1583
01:15:58,000 --> 01:15:59,000
Dr. Freeman.

1584
01:15:59,000 --> 01:15:59,000
Dr. Freeman.

1585
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:00,000
Dr. Freeman.

1586
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:01,000
Dr. Freeman.

1587
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:02,000
Dr. Freeman.

1588
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:03,000
Dr. Freeman.

1589
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:04,000
Dr. Freeman.

1590
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:05,000
Dr. Freeman.

1591
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,000
Dr. Freeman.

1592
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:07,000
Dr. Freeman.

1593
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,000
How's it going guys?

1594
01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:09,000
Connor Williams here.

1595
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:10,000
Former Senior Sales Executive of Mercedes Ireland.

1596
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,000
Now, Half-Life extraordinaire.

1597
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:12,000
Black visa style.

1598
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,000
The reboot.

1599
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:14,000
The remaster.

1600
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:18,000
The reimagining of a classic.

1601
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:23,060
Black Mesa style, the reboot, the remaster, the reimagining of a classic.

1602
01:16:31,440 --> 01:16:37,440
Streaming to you live from the luxury confines of my second holiday home.

1603
01:16:42,620 --> 01:16:45,600
Precise location, non-disclosed.

1604
01:16:46,900 --> 01:16:53,340
We don't want that fucking Barbie freak parking up his car outside and trying to fucking get a glimpse.

1605
01:16:58,060 --> 01:17:02,640
I'm sorry about that. I just have an irrational fear of fucking loony tuners.

1606
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:21,240
You have a beautiful home, says Human. Human, thanks so much, bud.

1607
01:17:21,240 --> 01:17:25,120
I really hope you're getting on well. I can tell you have a beautiful soul.

1608
01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:29,640
I really do. I really can. I mean.

1609
01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:39,280
What have we got here? Let's have a little look at some kind-hearted messages here.

1610
01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:44,560
Auntie MC. Thanks so much, Auntie MC. It's just fucking...

1611
01:17:44,620 --> 01:17:49,060
Last four words. I really am.

1612
01:17:51,060 --> 01:17:55,440
Jerry Ann in reaction to Frank Courchard winning an IFTA. That sounds fantastic.

1613
01:17:57,500 --> 01:18:03,340
We'll have to tell Francis about that. Spuzz... Spuzz Spud. Spuzz Spud. Thank you very much.

1614
01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:06,500
Have a sandpale in the RTE canteen on me?

1615
01:18:08,500 --> 01:18:20,460
You're a fucking kind-hearted kind-hatcher. Thanks so much. Very kind of you. And Donal Murray and Dr. Breen.

1616
01:18:27,820 --> 01:18:32,600
That's the kind of clap that you deserve. One of those fucking slow starts. Real slow burner.

1617
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:37,560
Love the slow burn claps, you know.

1618
01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:42,420
I really do. Thank you so much.

1619
01:18:43,140 --> 01:18:47,400
Donal Murray. Bad news, Connor. You're gonna have to fire a few more of those nerds.

1620
01:18:47,780 --> 01:18:49,220
No work etiquette.

1621
01:18:51,580 --> 01:18:55,360
Hopefully not. Hopefully you can just dispatch them when I get some sort of gun or weapon.

1622
01:18:55,520 --> 01:18:59,040
Liam, been watching your stuff since I was a wee young fella. Keep doing what you do.

1623
01:18:59,740 --> 01:19:01,040
Liam, thanks so much, man.

1624
01:19:01,660 --> 01:19:06,460
I'm gonna keep doing... If you're watching, if you're all watching out there, I'm gonna keep doing...

1625
01:19:06,460 --> 01:19:16,460
And if Francis Higgins continues to allow me to log in on his channel and stream on his channel...

1626
01:19:16,460 --> 01:19:24,340
There's no fucking end in sight. There's no end in sight. It's an absolute pleasure and a joy.

1627
01:19:25,420 --> 01:19:26,600
Ode to joy.

1628
01:19:27,660 --> 01:19:30,320
To be able to fucking...

1629
01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:34,000
Oh. Press a few buttons. Flick a few switches.

1630
01:19:36,640 --> 01:19:38,080
A few flick lifters.

1631
01:19:40,700 --> 01:19:43,260
And it's a pleasure to have you watching as well. It really is.

1632
01:19:43,260 --> 01:19:43,840
We'll take it from here.

1633
01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:50,640
Power to stage one emitters in three, two, one.

1634
01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:52,860
Ben Megari. Thank you very much.

1635
01:19:54,460 --> 01:19:56,580
I'm seeing predictable phase rates.

1636
01:19:56,600 --> 01:19:58,620
What the Megari is going on there?

1637
01:20:00,920 --> 01:20:02,800
Don't like the look of this, guys.

1638
01:20:03,120 --> 01:20:06,760
Stage two emitters activating now.

1639
01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:09,080
It's getting a little bit hairy down there.

1640
01:20:09,080 --> 01:20:12,760
We cannot predict how long the system can operate at this level.

1641
01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:15,000
Nor how long the reading will take.

1642
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:17,460
But please work as quickly as you can.

1643
01:20:17,460 --> 01:20:19,960
Overhead capacitors...

1644
01:20:19,960 --> 01:20:23,660
David Lynch engineered the machines as Sean.

1645
01:20:23,660 --> 01:20:25,180
Disgusting.

1646
01:20:25,180 --> 01:20:27,960
Uh... It's probably not a problem.

1647
01:20:27,960 --> 01:20:31,200
Probably. But I'm showing a small description of the...

1648
01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:35,360
Five bucks. Thank you very much for your kind, hard and generous tip-a-rooney.

1649
01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:36,320
...for your...

1650
01:20:36,320 --> 01:20:37,360
Sustaining sequence.

1651
01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:38,880
You're an absolute...

1652
01:20:38,880 --> 01:20:39,680
...beaut.

1653
01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:42,640
We've just been informed that the sample is ready, Gorg.

1654
01:20:42,640 --> 01:20:45,440
It should be coming up to you at any moment.

1655
01:20:45,440 --> 01:20:47,760
Something about a Jack Russell there.

1656
01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:48,880
...of the delivery system for your specimen.

1657
01:20:48,880 --> 01:20:49,760
...for your specimen.

1658
01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:51,760
...for your specimen.

1659
01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:52,760
...for your specimen.

1660
01:20:52,760 --> 01:20:53,760
...for your specimen.

1661
01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:54,760
Where am I meant to go here?

1662
01:20:54,760 --> 01:20:55,760
I need to go downtown.

1663
01:20:55,760 --> 01:20:56,760
Get downstairs.

1664
01:20:56,760 --> 01:20:58,760
It's a joke.

1665
01:20:58,760 --> 01:20:59,760
It's a joke.

1666
01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:00,760
Standard insertion.

1667
01:21:00,760 --> 01:21:02,760
Or non-standard specimen.

1668
01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:03,760
It's a joke machine.

1669
01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:04,760
This joke.

1670
01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:06,760
It's a fucking joke machine.

1671
01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:07,760
What?

1672
01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:08,760
Whoever made it.

1673
01:21:08,760 --> 01:21:10,760
...just wants the carrier into the analysis board.

1674
01:21:10,760 --> 01:21:11,760
...do I...

1675
01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:13,760
Am I meant to get into that?

1676
01:21:13,760 --> 01:21:14,760
Do I get into that?

1677
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:16,760
What's that?

1678
01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:18,760
What's that?

1679
01:21:18,760 --> 01:21:22,760
What is he doing in there?

1680
01:21:22,760 --> 01:21:26,760
You just need to worry about it.

1681
01:21:26,760 --> 01:21:28,760
Whoa!

1682
01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:32,760
And now I'm dead.

1683
01:21:32,760 --> 01:21:38,760
Well that wasn't meant to happen was it? You're not meant to fucking jump into the oak.

1684
01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:44,760
Onwards, onwards and upwards.

1685
01:21:44,760 --> 01:21:48,760
Freeze Bike Fox, thank you very much for your time.

1686
01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:58,760
Jamie J Car, thanks so much Budski, I hope you're getting on well Budweiser.

1687
01:21:58,760 --> 01:22:00,760
We'll take it from here.

1688
01:22:00,760 --> 01:22:05,760
We might hit the links later on after this little seance here.

1689
01:22:05,760 --> 01:22:07,760
3, 2, 1.

1690
01:22:10,760 --> 01:22:13,760
I'm seeing predictable laser release.

1691
01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:19,760
Okay, Garde took my CBD, says we're meant to push the little crystal swing yoke.

1692
01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:21,760
Here we go.

1693
01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:22,760
What's this?

1694
01:22:22,760 --> 01:22:23,760
Where's the fucking yoke?

1695
01:22:23,760 --> 01:22:27,760
Where's the little crystal swinger?

1696
01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:29,760
Where's the huckle buck?

1697
01:22:29,760 --> 01:22:30,760
Where's the fucking yoke?

1698
01:22:30,760 --> 01:22:31,760
Where's the fucking yoke?

1699
01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:35,760
Where's the little crystal swinger?

1700
01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:37,760
Where's the huckle buck?

1701
01:22:37,760 --> 01:22:40,640
Where's the huckle buck?

1702
01:22:55,820 --> 01:22:58,480
That's good to hear Jamie. Jamie J. guy.

1703
01:23:01,840 --> 01:23:02,520
What?

1704
01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:15,540
Come on, man. There we go. Little crystal swing. Little crystal yoke in the middle of the hands there.

1705
01:23:16,160 --> 01:23:22,980
And now we push that standard insertion. We've done this a million times. Don't know why they're doing it in the first place.

1706
01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:25,200
There we go.

1707
01:23:27,760 --> 01:23:30,780
Shit, get out of there. Fucking blowing up.

1708
01:23:30,780 --> 01:23:32,780
Shutting down. Someone get him out of there.

1709
01:23:32,780 --> 01:23:57,240
Dude, you know who I am? Open the door. Do you know who I am? I ain't gonna have your job unless you open the door. No. Mercenius. No. Shurik. No. Kylie's. Kylie's. Secret entrance to Kylie's.

1710
01:23:58,780 --> 01:24:06,580
Fuck. Absolutely fucking huckle bucked out of it, man. Derek's swing. Eat your heart out.

1711
01:24:08,980 --> 01:24:14,760
What's this? What the fuck am I meant to go? What's going on, lizards?

1712
01:24:19,780 --> 01:24:22,460
Fucking hell, we better get the tech boys onto this.

1713
01:24:23,780 --> 01:24:29,040
Uh-oh. Galanga. Galanga. Your man's saying galanga again.

1714
01:24:36,520 --> 01:24:39,680
Royal Birkdale. Thanks so much, Royal Birkdale.

1715
01:24:39,780 --> 01:24:41,500
Unforeseen consequences.

1716
01:24:43,700 --> 01:24:45,020
Unforeseen consequences.

1717
01:24:45,980 --> 01:25:13,980
That's gonna be the new action film, uh, Connor Productions are gonna be making. We pitched it to LA. We're going on a little jolly to LA when the lockdown freezes over. We're gonna fucking pitch it to a few upmarket production hawks out there. As you know, LA is the hotbed for production. Doesn't even, even if you're making shit. It doesn't matter. As long as it's made in LA. People know you're a serious player in the biz.

1718
01:25:13,980 --> 01:25:29,980
I know a good guy out there. He talks a good game and he sends great emails. And, uh, he reckons we can get something hustled up on unforeseen consequences.

1719
01:25:29,980 --> 01:25:41,980
It's basically like Michael Flatley's action movie starring himself but with me. Uh, an action movie about me. Written by me. Directed by me. Starring me. Okay, now we can get in here.

1720
01:25:41,980 --> 01:26:05,980
I will be blushing if he knew about the filth. What's the filth? Is there a fucking thing? Is it, is it, is it there? Is there filth in the chat? Because if it needs to go we can get it, we can get it going.

1721
01:26:05,980 --> 01:26:27,980
We can get it going. Frum, frumty shumpkins. Thanks so much. Someone's getting fucking CPR here. How do we crouch? Okay. You alright bud? You alright bud? You alright bud, Weiser? It's Connor. It's Connor. You alright bud?

1722
01:26:27,980 --> 01:26:51,980
Stay with us pal. Think of the Sam Pell. Think of the Mercedes. I know you don't have one yet but you're gonna earn, you're gonna earn your way to the top. Come on lad. Please. I hope you had fucking Zurich. I hope you had.

1723
01:26:51,980 --> 01:27:09,980
Breathe. Okay, we're, he's gone. He's busted. Let's go. Let's save, save ourselves. John. Warning. Sector, seat, elevator, failure. Do not fuse.

1724
01:27:09,980 --> 01:27:23,980
Thanks very much. Thanks very much. Thanks very much. And also thanks so much to Key and Tee Business Hawk. Careful with cats and kittens in LA. They'll fleece you on the CG, on the CGI.

1725
01:27:23,980 --> 01:27:51,980
I'm gonna go. CG what? CG who? Attention. Security. Personnel. Two. Sector. Eight. Immediacy. Ah, what the fuck. Where are you going here? E pickup? Oh we can pick up this detritus here. See that detritus? Fuck that over there. There's more det- there's more detritus there. Fuck that VCR. Who's watching tapes?

1726
01:27:51,980 --> 01:28:16,980
That's a bit of shit. Bit of sheet metal bit of galvanize. See ya later. Another bit of galv. Another sheet of fucking Paul Galvin. There we go. A bin. Belongs in the fucking bin. Is that a yolk? Get rid of that. And now, and now we're in the lift. And now that's work.

1727
01:28:16,980 --> 01:28:31,980
And now we're in another fucking room here. If I look. Ah, it's the same pair of lemons as good. You messed up lads. You messed up.

1728
01:28:31,980 --> 01:28:59,980
*Mario's voice* Yeah good job we had the best man on the job, you and him. That was a joke. *Mario's voice* Premium dope.

1729
01:28:59,980 --> 01:29:28,980
*Mario's voice* Jesus Christ what about Barry? From finance. He donned a lab coat. That was the last, that was the fucking worst mistake he ever made. And it'll be the last one as well. Barry from finance. Fuck.

1730
01:29:28,980 --> 01:29:50,980
*Mario's voice* He won't get to play in the classic this year. He had a handicap of fucking five. That's how good he was. Shame man. Fucking shame. What's the sitch lads? What's the sitch with the brain, the brain vessel?

1731
01:29:50,980 --> 01:29:56,580
We gonna get this little guy out or what? Is he sound or is he a bit of a dodgeballer?

1732
01:29:56,580 --> 01:30:05,780
Let's go. Thanks very much thirsty chat, comzettes.

1733
01:30:09,780 --> 01:30:14,980
Oh god no. No.

1734
01:30:18,980 --> 01:30:27,460
Fuck ya. Throw a cup at ya. Let us out. We need to get out of here guys. Connors trap guys.

1735
01:30:32,180 --> 01:30:42,020
Jesus. The hell is that? That guy is fucked. He's dead guys. Getting scared lads.

1736
01:30:42,020 --> 01:31:08,500
Let us. Lasers. Laser twist. Come on save yourself. Agh. Pulsed out of the barn. Absolutely. Doing in.

1737
01:31:08,500 --> 01:31:16,980
Doing in. Let's get the hell out of here. It's an absolute joke. The place is a fucking joke.

1738
01:31:24,100 --> 01:31:32,580
Super Ted thanks so much for the tip. He's very very kind to ya. Say hello to Spotty and Texas Pete.

1739
01:31:32,580 --> 01:31:46,580
I was actually hanging out with Texas Pete there a few weeks ago. He's after buying shares in Guines. He reckons they're gonna see a real uptick.

1740
01:31:46,580 --> 01:32:05,420
during phase three when we finally get to Grapescoot. Whoa! What the fuck is that man? How do we... Jesus. That crang yoke from the turtles.

1741
01:32:10,820 --> 01:32:13,220
Maybe I can put one of these on me.

1742
01:32:13,220 --> 01:32:37,460
Crang yoke from the turtles over there. He's a nasty little mincer. Do you know what he is? He's a fucking... He's a dirt. He's a little dirt. But Gynes are going to start selling crangs now,

1743
01:32:37,460 --> 01:32:49,460
I believe as well, once phase three hits. Apparently they're great assets to have around the house. In tried and tested times.

1744
01:32:53,460 --> 01:33:01,460
Now we're back here again. Any backseat gamers there want to tell me where to go here and what to do?

1745
01:33:11,460 --> 01:33:21,460
Get the bin. In the door. Crouch. You can't crouch through the fucking door. Oh, you can!

1746
01:33:21,460 --> 01:33:25,460
Just want to take a moment there to apologize to...

1747
01:33:25,460 --> 01:33:33,460
To Donald Murray. Who else but Donald Murray? He's always there with the tips. The right tips at the right time.

1748
01:33:33,460 --> 01:33:35,460
Of what to do in the game.

1749
01:33:35,460 --> 01:33:37,460
To the right tips at the right time.

1750
01:33:37,460 --> 01:33:39,460
My heart goes out to you, Donald.

1751
01:33:39,460 --> 01:33:41,460
Thank you.

1752
01:33:41,460 --> 01:33:45,460
Did you get on to see your cat?

1753
01:33:45,460 --> 01:33:49,460
They're waiting for your call.

1754
01:33:49,460 --> 01:33:53,460
They want to help you.

1755
01:33:53,460 --> 01:33:57,460
Help us help you, Donald.

1756
01:33:57,460 --> 01:34:01,460
I will tell you.

1757
01:34:01,460 --> 01:34:03,460
I will tell you.

1758
01:34:07,460 --> 01:34:09,460
Grid, Gridrain, thank you very much.

1759
01:34:09,460 --> 01:34:21,460
Konzo, during these trying times, the private emergency service of Elite Agile Production Engineers Task Force has been refocused.

1760
01:34:21,460 --> 01:34:35,460
If you ever need WFH security, automatic email, facial AI for online meetings, auto timesheet services, just holler.

1761
01:34:35,460 --> 01:34:45,460
That's fantastic. It's great to have a really clued in IT gremlin out there, ready to fucking flick some flick swishers. Flick swishers.

1762
01:34:45,460 --> 01:35:03,460
Flick a few fucking flick swishers. Press a few knob buttons. Type in a few passwords. The drop of a hat. Let's go. Let's take a quick save here. Things are heating up here in Black Mesa.

1763
01:35:03,460 --> 01:35:05,460
Yeah.

1764
01:35:07,460 --> 01:35:11,460
Ah, poor Reginald. Absolutely creamed.

1765
01:35:11,460 --> 01:35:15,460
Fucking, he's racked.

1766
01:35:15,460 --> 01:35:21,460
Sector C. Science personnel. Please report status immediately.

1767
01:35:21,460 --> 01:35:23,460
Shit.

1768
01:35:23,460 --> 01:35:26,460
Get the hell out of here.

1769
01:35:26,460 --> 01:35:28,460
Oh fuck.

1770
01:35:28,460 --> 01:35:32,460
Flick lifters. Swish, swish flickers.

1771
01:35:32,460 --> 01:35:46,460
You should see the cockpit interior. The new fucking E-Class. It's got a vast array of knobs, screens, buttons and turny yokes.

1772
01:35:46,460 --> 01:36:14,460
You won't understand until you know. Upstairs, downstairs. It doesn't look good down there so we'll go up. The only way is up. But as we know, what goes up must come down. You know who said that? I'm not sure who it was but he was fucking smart.

1773
01:36:14,460 --> 01:36:20,460
What the hell are these things man? Give me a gun. Why are they wearing science team uniforms? Give me a gun.

1774
01:36:20,460 --> 01:36:32,460
Yeah, we might stand a better chance if we team up. Yeah, be a pistol or something. It's time to take down a few alley cats. Look at this lad. He's guns. Ugh.

1775
01:36:32,460 --> 01:36:56,460
They're disgusting. Come on. Follow me. There's a lot here. He's left something from the ground to pick up flare. Okay. What will that do for me? What will this do for me? Maybe that will scare them with it.

1776
01:36:56,460 --> 01:37:06,460
I don't know what. No hard doings, right? Jesus. This place is in bad shape. You don't say.

1777
01:37:06,460 --> 01:37:34,460
I've got principal photography on the, uh, Connor Investigates tomorrow. Starts tomorrow. So I said I won't be up late. Oh, I won't be up late doing this but I mean it's, it's, it's, it certainly piqued my interest. Let me tell you.

1778
01:37:34,460 --> 01:37:58,460
I can't get rid of this fuckin' yolk, this alarm. Take the phone. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I'll use the phone against an enemy. Hey lads. It's your mom. Fuck.

1779
01:37:58,460 --> 01:38:14,460
I think I just got a promotion. Go on. That's it. Hit him again. Hit him where it hurts. Send his boss an email. Send the company an email.

1780
01:38:14,460 --> 01:38:42,460
Good night and god bless. You fuckin' creep. Don't ever come around my gaff again. Yeah. You're not welcome. You're not welcome. Didn't even have the courtesy to get your nails done. You need to go down to the shopping center and get your nails done with all the women.

1781
01:38:42,460 --> 01:38:50,460
Cause your claws are fuckin' disgusting. Did you hear that? Oh, he's dead. He's dead. It doesn't matter. Come on. Come on, John.

1782
01:38:50,460 --> 01:39:06,460
It's great having John with us because he's got a gun. I could do it myself but I mean, I haven't got a gun yet. I could shoot like that. I'm not, I'm not scared. I'm not scared of these, these bastards.

1783
01:39:06,460 --> 01:39:11,660
Where the fuck are we going, John?

1784
01:39:15,280 --> 01:39:17,080
Fuck, what was going on there?

1785
01:39:21,940 --> 01:39:23,700
He was doing something to him.

1786
01:39:25,820 --> 01:39:26,780
Poor bastard.

1787
01:39:27,680 --> 01:39:28,700
What a way to go.

1788
01:39:30,740 --> 01:39:33,260
Oh, look, a little chicken in the microwave.

1789
01:39:33,260 --> 01:39:39,460
Oh, no.

1790
01:39:41,520 --> 01:39:42,980
Let's get out of here, John.

1791
01:39:44,000 --> 01:39:45,060
Get the hell out of here.

1792
01:39:47,720 --> 01:39:48,740
Maybe down here.

1793
01:39:55,520 --> 01:39:55,960
Fucking.

1794
01:39:56,820 --> 01:39:58,440
Your man's still in the jacks.

1795
01:39:58,500 --> 01:40:00,460
Look, we gave him the jacks paper earlier on.

1796
01:40:02,540 --> 01:40:03,340
Oh, no.

1797
01:40:07,960 --> 01:40:08,480
No.

1798
01:40:10,580 --> 01:40:11,540
Get him, John.

1799
01:40:13,080 --> 01:40:13,560
John.

1800
01:40:14,960 --> 01:40:15,580
Kill him.

1801
01:40:17,800 --> 01:40:18,720
Get him, John.

1802
01:40:19,060 --> 01:40:19,600
That's it.

1803
01:40:20,680 --> 01:40:21,120
Sickner.

1804
01:40:21,340 --> 01:40:22,500
What a fucking sickner.

1805
01:40:24,380 --> 01:40:25,140
Disgusting yoke.

1806
01:40:25,400 --> 01:40:26,040
And that lad.

1807
01:40:27,560 --> 01:40:29,240
$4.99 in Tesco.

1808
01:40:31,040 --> 01:40:31,740
Corn fed.

1809
01:40:33,120 --> 01:40:35,260
10 meters square to range.

1810
01:40:37,780 --> 01:40:40,340
Corn fed.

1811
01:40:40,340 --> 01:40:40,660
Corn fed.

1812
01:40:41,160 --> 01:40:46,000
And it's got all the wonderment of a 10 square meter Faraday cage.

1813
01:40:47,000 --> 01:40:49,000
Which to fucking roam around.

1814
01:40:51,220 --> 01:40:53,320
What the Romans did for us, John, huh?

1815
01:40:53,540 --> 01:40:54,140
Come on.

1816
01:40:54,220 --> 01:40:55,040
Follow me, man.

1817
01:40:55,080 --> 01:40:58,960
We need to get to this fucking place where I can get a gun, John.

1818
01:41:00,420 --> 01:41:03,860
Your new name is Gun John because you have a gun, John.

1819
01:41:06,800 --> 01:41:07,940
Little gun, John.

1820
01:41:08,000 --> 01:41:08,120
Yeah.

1821
01:41:08,700 --> 01:41:09,480
Whoa, no.

1822
01:41:13,480 --> 01:41:16,100
It's fucking scary when you don't have the weapons, John.

1823
01:41:17,400 --> 01:41:19,140
Scary when you don't have the weapons.

1824
01:41:22,140 --> 01:41:23,440
Don't point that at me.

1825
01:41:25,800 --> 01:41:27,180
You're fucking mad, sir.

1826
01:41:31,340 --> 01:41:33,420
Oh, there's this little gunger down there, man.

1827
01:41:33,660 --> 01:41:34,020
Get him.

1828
01:41:35,460 --> 01:41:37,060
He's listening to grunge, he is.

1829
01:41:37,720 --> 01:41:38,780
Fucking Pearl Jam.

1830
01:41:42,200 --> 01:41:42,640
Nirvarnar.

1831
01:41:44,160 --> 01:41:47,360
Take that bin, you fucking rock roomer.

1832
01:41:48,080 --> 01:41:49,860
Back to the rock room with you.

1833
01:41:50,760 --> 01:41:52,960
Back to the grunge room with you.

1834
01:41:52,960 --> 01:41:53,460
No.

1835
01:42:00,740 --> 01:42:03,500
That's what you get for listening to fucking bad motor finger.

1836
01:42:06,840 --> 01:42:08,460
Couple of meaners.

1837
01:42:08,680 --> 01:42:10,480
Couple of mega meanies there, John.

1838
01:42:10,660 --> 01:42:11,020
Get him.

1839
01:42:12,780 --> 01:42:14,340
Fucking mega meansters.

1840
01:42:17,200 --> 01:42:18,340
Disgusting mean girls.

1841
01:42:18,340 --> 01:42:25,480
Ah, the fucking internet is gone, John.

1842
01:42:26,360 --> 01:42:27,820
The internet is gone.

1843
01:42:28,560 --> 01:42:31,100
Stone fucking temple pilots, John.

1844
01:42:33,500 --> 01:42:35,160
You never told your Bono anecdote.

1845
01:42:35,880 --> 01:42:37,120
I'll tell that now.

1846
01:42:38,620 --> 01:42:39,420
So me.

1847
01:42:42,120 --> 01:42:43,540
Damien Rice.

1848
01:42:44,540 --> 01:42:46,940
D-Rice, as we call her in biz.

1849
01:42:49,940 --> 01:42:50,500
Ronotnik.

1850
01:42:50,820 --> 01:42:51,300
Jordan.

1851
01:42:52,700 --> 01:42:53,220
Bono.

1852
01:42:55,580 --> 01:42:57,460
And Glenn Hansard on Zoom.

1853
01:42:59,280 --> 01:43:03,740
We are discussing the ins and outs of boiled rice versus fried.

1854
01:43:04,400 --> 01:43:08,060
Damien Rice starts going off on a real fucking rice tangent.

1855
01:43:09,720 --> 01:43:12,320
In the end, we had to fucking appease him.

1856
01:43:13,380 --> 01:43:14,560
He wouldn't stop talking.

1857
01:43:14,980 --> 01:43:22,600
We had to appease him by throwing on a video of Tim Rice explaining how he made the musics.

1858
01:43:22,840 --> 01:43:24,340
The musics for all the musicals.

1859
01:43:26,020 --> 01:43:28,160
Damien Rice started fucking sitting down.

1860
01:43:28,260 --> 01:43:29,960
He got distracted by that then, you know.

1861
01:43:30,360 --> 01:43:31,700
Stopped going on about rice.

1862
01:43:31,820 --> 01:43:35,440
He was really just like, really harshening the buzz.

1863
01:43:35,560 --> 01:43:38,500
Because we were in South Africa at the time at the Corona event.

1864
01:43:38,940 --> 01:43:41,360
With the models and Johnny Ronan.

1865
01:43:41,520 --> 01:43:43,200
And Johnny Ronan's iPhone as well.

1866
01:43:44,280 --> 01:43:47,740
Johnny Ronan had just got the brand new iPhone SE.

1867
01:43:48,200 --> 01:43:53,520
Which, if you don't know, it's basically, you're basically packing an iPhone 7 or 8.

1868
01:43:54,240 --> 01:43:57,460
In like a real nice, handy, small-time phone.

1869
01:43:57,880 --> 01:43:58,780
It's got a lot of power.

1870
01:43:59,160 --> 01:44:00,320
It's got a great chip in it.

1871
01:44:00,720 --> 01:44:01,840
It can do a lot of cool stuff.

1872
01:44:02,320 --> 01:44:05,640
Some of the shit mobile games he was playing were insane.

1873
01:44:06,560 --> 01:44:09,920
You had one that was like Fluffy the Cat.

1874
01:44:10,760 --> 01:44:13,720
And it's just like a cat simulation.

1875
01:44:14,180 --> 01:44:15,740
Where he lives in a gaff.

1876
01:44:16,100 --> 01:44:17,520
You have your mates around.

1877
01:44:17,680 --> 01:44:19,900
Like fucking elephants and giraffes and shit like that.

1878
01:44:19,980 --> 01:44:20,960
You watch films and stuff.

1879
01:44:22,960 --> 01:44:24,180
Unbelievable it was.

1880
01:44:24,180 --> 01:44:26,640
And he really enjoyed playing it as well.

1881
01:44:26,860 --> 01:44:27,040
Hello?

1882
01:44:27,300 --> 01:44:28,500
Because, we'll turn that down, sorry.

1883
01:44:28,600 --> 01:44:37,560
Because, as you know, G.A. Row had a fucking bad, bad situation going on with the media back home.

1884
01:44:37,660 --> 01:44:40,120
Because they got a hold of one of his videos.

1885
01:44:41,320 --> 01:44:43,440
I don't know how it fucking slipped through the net, to be honest.

1886
01:44:44,360 --> 01:44:45,480
And they took him to town.

1887
01:44:47,280 --> 01:44:48,380
They fucking took him down.

1888
01:44:48,480 --> 01:44:49,640
They dragged him over our coals.

1889
01:44:53,000 --> 01:44:57,900
And, uh, I said, G.A. Row, you're going to have to come out, man, and say something.

1890
01:44:58,960 --> 01:45:00,160
Fucking press release or something.

1891
01:45:02,860 --> 01:45:03,720
He wasn't listening.

1892
01:45:03,820 --> 01:45:05,520
He was too busy playing with Fluffy the Cat.

1893
01:45:06,640 --> 01:45:08,080
He said, look at this game, Connor.

1894
01:45:08,660 --> 01:45:09,620
It's fucking fantastic.

1895
01:45:10,180 --> 01:45:11,620
You're a cat in a gaff.

1896
01:45:12,600 --> 01:45:13,820
You can have all your mates around.

1897
01:45:15,280 --> 01:45:16,220
I said, that's good.

1898
01:45:16,280 --> 01:45:18,840
But the fucking press are absolutely crucifying your G.A. Row.

1899
01:45:20,100 --> 01:45:27,660
And Bono piped up a self-penned fucking song in Italian.

1900
01:45:27,860 --> 01:45:29,300
Actually sung it in Italian.

1901
01:45:30,200 --> 01:45:31,240
About G.A. Row.

1902
01:45:31,580 --> 01:45:35,640
Only a week after he fucking sang a song to the Italians in English.

1903
01:45:36,920 --> 01:45:40,820
And, uh, we all shed a solitary tear down our cheeks.

1904
01:45:40,940 --> 01:45:44,520
One, for Bono's amazing fucking vocal performance.

1905
01:45:44,880 --> 01:45:48,040
Two, for his fantastic grasp of Italian.

1906
01:45:48,040 --> 01:45:50,380
And three, a final tear.

1907
01:45:51,820 --> 01:45:54,700
For the future betterment of J.A. Row Enterprises.

1908
01:45:55,620 --> 01:45:58,260
And with that, I picked up the iPhone SE.

1909
01:45:58,880 --> 01:46:01,320
And fucked it out the window into a swimming pool.

1910
01:46:02,780 --> 01:46:04,100
J.A. Row started to lose his shit.

1911
01:46:04,620 --> 01:46:05,600
I said, don't worry, J.A. Row.

1912
01:46:06,400 --> 01:46:07,860
It's beyond splash proof.

1913
01:46:08,880 --> 01:46:11,220
You can play it after you've wrote the fucking press release.

1914
01:46:12,520 --> 01:46:16,060
That's the story of how J.A. Row managed to redeem himself.

1915
01:46:17,680 --> 01:46:22,400
From an absolute fucking hounding by the Irish press.

1916
01:46:23,400 --> 01:46:24,180
He's a good guy.

1917
01:46:24,560 --> 01:46:25,640
And he's got all your backs.

1918
01:46:26,540 --> 01:46:27,120
And Milos.

1919
01:46:28,420 --> 01:46:29,840
Thanks so much, Milos.

1920
01:46:31,020 --> 01:46:31,920
You're a good guy.

1921
01:46:34,800 --> 01:46:36,720
Now, getting a bit late in the day.

1922
01:46:36,840 --> 01:46:37,600
It's ten to one.

1923
01:46:38,560 --> 01:46:40,400
But it's an exciting chapter.

1924
01:46:41,140 --> 01:46:42,680
In the Black Misa.

1925
01:46:44,080 --> 01:46:44,520
Storybook.

1926
01:46:45,360 --> 01:46:45,700
Book.

1927
01:46:48,940 --> 01:46:49,640
Pickled onions.

1928
01:46:49,780 --> 01:46:50,900
Thanks very much, bud.

1929
01:46:51,020 --> 01:46:51,460
Budski.

1930
01:46:57,320 --> 01:46:59,140
Maybe another 20 minutes of this.

1931
01:47:01,980 --> 01:47:02,740
Maybe not.

1932
01:47:09,240 --> 01:47:10,000
Pickled onions.

1933
01:47:10,120 --> 01:47:10,440
Thank you.

1934
01:47:10,540 --> 01:47:11,280
How are you, Conzo?

1935
01:47:11,280 --> 01:47:15,400
Any line on the dungeon opening back up on the 29th?

1936
01:47:16,040 --> 01:47:19,860
Would murder a 27-year-old red breast.

1937
01:47:20,540 --> 01:47:21,620
With San Pell.

1938
01:47:24,260 --> 01:47:25,580
Losing my mind.

1939
01:47:26,840 --> 01:47:27,860
I know, man.

1940
01:47:27,880 --> 01:47:29,020
I'm fucking losing mine.

1941
01:47:29,840 --> 01:47:31,020
I'm absolutely losing mine.

1942
01:47:32,420 --> 01:47:35,540
I'm going to be meeting up for a play date tomorrow with Miles.

1943
01:47:37,560 --> 01:47:39,520
And fucking Milos in the chat.

1944
01:47:40,580 --> 01:47:43,280
And we've got a few fucking business deals to take care of.

1945
01:47:44,820 --> 01:47:46,600
Other than that, I don't know.

1946
01:47:46,780 --> 01:47:46,920
Look.

1947
01:47:47,380 --> 01:47:49,080
Miles has been working on some apps.

1948
01:47:49,200 --> 01:47:53,220
As you know, our fucking 9-11 core.

1949
01:47:55,980 --> 01:47:59,340
Multimedia, dance, visual, artist things.

1950
01:47:59,600 --> 01:48:00,940
The kibosh got put on that.

1951
01:48:01,780 --> 01:48:02,680
Back in Feb.

1952
01:48:03,040 --> 01:48:03,760
Feb 2020.

1953
01:48:05,320 --> 01:48:06,840
We were going to bring that around the world.

1954
01:48:07,260 --> 01:48:08,180
We were going to bring it to everywhere.

1955
01:48:08,420 --> 01:48:14,380
And Sonar had dedicated a whole area of their fucking visual.

1956
01:48:14,500 --> 01:48:15,400
Sonar by day.

1957
01:48:16,260 --> 01:48:16,660
Thing.

1958
01:48:16,740 --> 01:48:17,900
We were going to do a two-day thing.

1959
01:48:18,040 --> 01:48:18,600
We were even going to.

1960
01:48:19,040 --> 01:48:20,080
That was going to be our main thing.

1961
01:48:20,140 --> 01:48:21,720
We'd headline each of the two nights.

1962
01:48:21,980 --> 01:48:25,620
And then we'd have guest slots during the day as well.

1963
01:48:25,840 --> 01:48:26,980
Different visual artists.

1964
01:48:28,380 --> 01:48:29,440
But it's gone tits up.

1965
01:48:30,640 --> 01:48:32,100
It's gone absolutely fucking tits up.

1966
01:48:33,920 --> 01:48:34,980
Miles has took a fucking hit.

1967
01:48:35,300 --> 01:48:35,700
Big hit.

1968
01:48:36,620 --> 01:48:37,240
Big time hit.

1969
01:48:37,240 --> 01:48:40,800
But we don't know.

1970
01:48:42,720 --> 01:48:44,600
We know enough to know we don't know.

1971
01:48:44,800 --> 01:48:48,540
But we also know there are things out there that we do know that we don't know about.

1972
01:48:49,140 --> 01:48:51,500
So until we know about them, then I don't know.

1973
01:48:53,280 --> 01:48:54,680
But thanks for asking anyway.

1974
01:48:54,680 --> 01:48:57,180
Let's have a little delve back into Black Mesa.

1975
01:48:57,400 --> 01:48:58,300
I want to get it going.

1976
01:48:58,380 --> 01:48:59,120
If we can get it going.

1977
01:48:59,520 --> 01:49:01,380
And then we can head home.

1978
01:49:02,200 --> 01:49:02,840
Berlin Oslo.

1979
01:49:02,840 --> 01:49:03,740
Thanks so much.

1980
01:49:03,880 --> 01:49:04,440
Condog.

1981
01:49:05,440 --> 01:49:08,220
Just got fired by a massive banker.

1982
01:49:09,560 --> 01:49:17,020
Flip side is my debilitating panic attacks in 2019 were actually tax deductible.

1983
01:49:17,020 --> 01:49:18,740
Every cloud.

1984
01:49:18,780 --> 01:49:19,340
Thanks so much.

1985
01:49:19,340 --> 01:49:21,800
Thanks so much guys for the tips.

1986
01:49:21,800 --> 01:49:30,660
And it's fucking brilliant to hear your stories of financial troubles, which more often than not always end up in financial pluses.

1987
01:49:31,720 --> 01:49:32,760
It's great.

1988
01:49:33,280 --> 01:49:34,040
It's great.

1989
01:49:34,560 --> 01:49:36,120
When you're in that zone, you know.

1990
01:49:37,200 --> 01:49:37,880
Hello.

1991
01:49:38,280 --> 01:49:39,860
Is there anybody out there?

1992
01:49:46,680 --> 01:49:48,440
This is Sector C.

1993
01:49:49,420 --> 01:49:50,660
Sector C.

1994
01:49:52,200 --> 01:49:53,420
Can you read that?

1995
01:49:54,080 --> 01:49:54,860
Walter Bennett.

1996
01:49:54,960 --> 01:49:55,840
Turn the flashlight off.

1997
01:50:01,280 --> 01:50:09,300
Whoa.

1998
01:50:10,440 --> 01:50:11,240
Chickatee.

1999
01:50:13,040 --> 01:50:14,240
See you later, baby.

2000
01:50:20,180 --> 01:50:20,620
Fuck.

2001
01:50:20,620 --> 01:50:21,400
It's not good.

2002
01:50:21,500 --> 01:50:22,940
That's not good at all, man.

2003
01:50:24,880 --> 01:50:28,600
Hopefully we can get out to the main entrance and then just get an Uber.

2004
01:50:30,240 --> 01:50:35,240
back home or in my taxi or free now whatever you call that fucking app.

2005
01:50:41,240 --> 01:50:43,240
I reckon I go there do I?

2006
01:50:44,240 --> 01:50:48,240
Fuck. Oh no! Connor no!

2007
01:50:54,240 --> 01:50:56,240
Yeah I fell down the mineshaft.

2008
01:50:59,240 --> 01:51:01,240
It's not looking good.

2009
01:51:02,240 --> 01:51:07,240
I'm going to go into there a crouch jump into there. Crowd source.

2010
01:51:08,240 --> 01:51:12,240
We're thinking of crowdfunding a new yacht for Eddie for his birthday.

2011
01:51:13,240 --> 01:51:15,240
He doesn't want to pay for it out of his own pocket.

2012
01:51:18,240 --> 01:51:22,240
We're gonna crowdsource some new shit for you. Get you back up and running guys.

2013
01:51:27,240 --> 01:51:35,240
No! Connor no! That guy's name was Connor as well. No! Cons baby no!

2014
01:51:36,240 --> 01:51:40,240
No! Look at this! We don't teach you this!

2015
01:51:41,240 --> 01:51:45,240
I'm not even meant to be here.

2016
01:51:49,240 --> 01:51:51,240
Michael thank you very very much.

2017
01:51:52,240 --> 01:51:54,240
Thank you very much.

2018
01:51:55,240 --> 01:51:56,240
That's very kind of you man.

2019
01:51:57,240 --> 01:51:58,240
11 out of 10 anecdote.

2020
01:51:58,240 --> 01:52:05,240
Well look you know. That's just one. That's just one from the fucking...the archives.

2021
01:52:12,240 --> 01:52:22,080
what's a fucking stinker that you cannot get the uh the p flynn interview full thing on

2022
01:52:24,160 --> 01:52:25,680
on the internet anymore

2023
01:52:28,240 --> 01:52:32,480
because it started for some reason it got popular last year don't ask me why that clip

2024
01:52:32,480 --> 01:52:39,600
became so popular but it did and uh people like another clip as well about another man who was

2025
01:52:39,600 --> 01:52:46,000
berating a novelist a misery novelist but anyway it's another that's another story for another day

2026
01:52:47,360 --> 01:52:52,800
the clip of p flynn on the late lake got really popular last year for some reason and then after

2027
01:52:52,800 --> 01:53:03,040
that got popular again rte removed it they had the full fucking yoke up on their rt archives site and

2028
01:53:03,040 --> 01:53:13,120
and then they took it down if you ask me a license fee should allow you to access a digital

2029
01:53:13,120 --> 01:53:21,520
archive of all the stuff you own it you pay for it it's a joke it's a joke that they took it down as

2030
01:53:21,520 --> 01:53:27,360
well it was in the public interest no doubt someone didn't like it didn't like that it was getting a bit

2031
01:53:27,360 --> 01:53:35,920
attraction and uh yeah got taken down so this is a shout out to anyone who can help us locate and find and

2032
01:53:35,920 --> 01:53:36,560
isolate i mean

2033
01:53:38,960 --> 01:53:41,440
the public are allowed to go into rte and

2034
01:53:44,080 --> 01:53:46,240
and get a and access the library there

2035
01:53:48,080 --> 01:53:53,680
it's an antiquated setup and you have to rely on other people as well and

2036
01:53:55,120 --> 01:54:00,320
fucking recording from dv cam tapes onto cds or dvds it's it's a joke

2037
01:54:02,880 --> 01:54:09,920
but if there's any good soul out there with a good fucking kind bone in their body would they

2038
01:54:11,040 --> 01:54:18,240
consider getting that onto a drive sticking it up on a google drive and lashing it on

2039
01:54:19,760 --> 01:54:26,080
i'd be very very uh grateful how long is the full video says tip the one on youtube is five minutes

2040
01:54:26,080 --> 01:54:32,640
exactly it's only five minutes it's not the whole fucking nine yards the full video will be half an hour

2041
01:54:33,600 --> 01:54:39,760
and you could watch it in its entirety and i used to watch that all right i didn't but i know i know

2042
01:54:39,760 --> 01:54:47,280
francis higgins used to watch that in its entirety stick it on and have just fucking have a little

2043
01:54:47,280 --> 01:54:55,360
fucking laugh because there's some super movements it's like watching a genius in action it's like watching

2044
01:54:56,880 --> 01:55:06,400
some of the uh the the sly winkery and some of the the moves the turns of phrase i can't do an impression

2045
01:55:08,400 --> 01:55:12,960
it's classic clever trev thank you very much

2046
01:55:15,280 --> 01:55:22,960
uh and hi konzo any word on whether eddie jord the eddie jordan trio will be touring in 2021

2047
01:55:23,920 --> 01:55:29,600
my nephew's bar mitzvah is coming up and the soothing baselines of the former boss of f1's team jordan

2048
01:55:29,600 --> 01:55:36,800
will go down treat congrats on your your nephew's bar mitzvah upcoming and uh mr psycho thank you very

2049
01:55:36,800 --> 01:55:40,880
much you spelled psycho wrong and thanks for the tip uh

2050
01:55:44,320 --> 01:55:52,960
2022 23 maybe that's what i'm thinking unless they come up with new ways of of having crowds and

2051
01:55:53,520 --> 01:55:57,760
and gigs and things like that don't think it's going to be back to normal until 2022

2052
01:55:59,520 --> 01:56:05,440
black mesa insider thank you very much i hear the explosion of black mesa was caused by the scientist

2053
01:56:05,440 --> 01:56:12,800
lads dot ie opening an interdimensional portal to learn the secrets of hob's coin

2054
01:56:13,600 --> 01:56:16,000
i don't know about that but thanks for the heads up

2055
01:56:17,680 --> 01:56:21,920
how do we get across here anyone know there i don't have to call drop on the uh

2056
01:56:22,640 --> 01:56:28,080
oh for a fuck's sake drop on the mind bank i don't know

2057
01:56:31,360 --> 01:56:37,760
konzo only truth to the rumor that bono kicks the hind legs off dogs on a night out doesn't happen

2058
01:56:37,760 --> 01:56:45,360
that was a made up rumor disgusting as well he actually really that really rubbed him up the wrong way that one

2059
01:56:48,720 --> 01:56:53,920
and now we're loading again okay we're here again hopefully this isn't the wrong place got merchandise

2060
01:56:53,920 --> 01:57:01,760
mate i don't have any merch no i mean day to day if you come down the uh the dealership i can sell you a

2061
01:57:01,760 --> 01:57:08,160
a used amg got a lovely hatchback in there came from an owner who doesn't know their arse from their elbow

2062
01:57:09,200 --> 01:57:13,760
fucking rob them rob them blind and i'm willing to pass on that saving to you

2063
01:57:14,480 --> 01:57:17,200
don't tell them about that hopefully they don't see the fucking stream

2064
01:57:18,080 --> 01:57:21,920
ar-ar can you see who's watching the stream ar-ar

2065
01:57:26,560 --> 01:57:29,200
ar-ar must have gone to bed

2066
01:57:32,480 --> 01:57:35,680
what how are you meant to get up to that fucking room there

2067
01:57:38,960 --> 01:57:45,760
have i save scummed myself into a corner it was an automatic save scum was it not i think i might

2068
01:57:45,760 --> 01:57:54,400
have done it actually myself can you go back and look at the previous saves can you go back and look what you

2069
01:57:54,400 --> 01:58:15,840
previously saved no obviously yeah yeah this wouldn't be the case because the designer would

2070
01:58:15,840 --> 01:58:24,880
with a would cater for this just got to jump a little farther there father say hello to your father home run

2071
01:58:26,560 --> 01:58:27,920
tell me you've been saving

2072
01:58:29,840 --> 01:58:37,040
bunny hop there's probably an auto save not more up donald donald worry you you are the one shining light in

2073
01:58:37,040 --> 01:58:44,320
a dark what is this a dark chamber chamber of commerce chamber of horrors

2074
01:58:44,320 --> 01:58:48,720
i don't have any merch thanks for the tip

2075
01:58:52,800 --> 01:59:03,600
do you have to go here do you yeah stick that up your arse makers of the game you thought i was done you thought wrong

2076
01:59:05,360 --> 01:59:06,480
now where am i going

2077
01:59:06,480 --> 01:59:18,960
you must you must have to go down

2078
01:59:18,960 --> 01:59:32,960
little chicken tea

2079
01:59:34,000 --> 01:59:46,480
little chicken tea

2080
01:59:46,480 --> 01:59:46,480
come in anybody

2081
01:59:46,480 --> 01:59:47,280
somebody

2082
01:59:47,280 --> 01:59:54,080
chamber of cons merch go back in and swing a left

2083
01:59:58,400 --> 02:00:00,160
eat the energy pea pod

2084
02:00:04,400 --> 02:00:05,440
jesus wept

2085
02:00:07,840 --> 02:00:10,560
flashlight i know you keep saying flashlight but where the

2086
02:00:10,560 --> 02:00:11,680
in and to the left

2087
02:00:14,720 --> 02:00:16,000
you use this computer

2088
02:00:22,880 --> 02:00:30,640
vent in the reception area on the wall okay we've been sorry i'm sorry i just i want you to experience a fast-paced moving game

2089
02:00:31,280 --> 02:00:33,040
not me arsing around in a fucking

2090
02:00:34,080 --> 02:00:36,560
dilapidated staircase gangway

2091
02:00:37,440 --> 02:00:38,000
which should be

2092
02:00:40,640 --> 02:00:45,120
how the fuck am i meant to know you're meant to get up to this vent

2093
02:00:45,120 --> 02:00:47,360
we have a code red emergency situation

2094
02:00:47,360 --> 02:00:51,040
possible bio contaminants without uh without cheating knowledge

2095
02:00:54,960 --> 02:00:56,320
not a hope oh there's a vent

2096
02:00:58,080 --> 02:01:01,760
hello hello is there anybody out there

2097
02:01:03,120 --> 02:01:03,840
big void

2098
02:01:07,280 --> 02:01:11,840
there's a little vent you crouch through okay oh here we go yeah the vent

2099
02:01:13,360 --> 02:01:17,520
get ready for the main event we're back in ventilation shaft

2100
02:01:18,560 --> 02:01:21,760
like your man in die hard bruise willis

2101
02:01:23,040 --> 02:01:26,880
great actor great film as well Hans Gruber

2102
02:01:30,320 --> 02:01:31,520
what a prick he was

2103
02:01:35,040 --> 02:01:36,480
crowbar that's what we want

2104
02:01:37,440 --> 02:01:45,200
can we take that yes good luck see you later see you later man see you later

2105
02:01:50,320 --> 02:01:53,360
that's the end of you bud see you later budski

2106
02:01:53,360 --> 02:02:12,400
okay okay getting there with no gun but we've got a crow of our crow some lads heads and that lad there gonna get crowed

2107
02:02:17,280 --> 02:02:30,860
Master 5000. Do you like crows? Jeez. He can take a thrashin'. That lad could really

2108
02:02:30,860 --> 02:03:00,380
take a crowbar. Crovid-19. Counting crows. Okay, so we're moving at pace and I'm enjoying the violence as well. Purely interdimensional. Poor guy.

2109
02:03:00,380 --> 02:03:25,420
I know he's one of us but we need to make sure he's done in case he transforms into a bad egg. Remember the Half-Life 2 stream? Started to worry about Francis' joy of crowbarring. Seems like Konzo might be the same. I do remember watching that stream with our heart and we both really got annoyed with the amount of time he wasted crowbarring people's faces.

2110
02:03:29,040 --> 02:03:39,800
But lo and behold, crow and behold, I'm into it as much as he was. And now it's loading.

2111
02:03:40,040 --> 02:03:54,280
I think there was something on Counting Crows, lad. Blind boy was chatting on the stream.

2112
02:04:00,800 --> 02:04:21,800
What's this? What the fuck is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? Place is frozen over, guys! Ice and snow, as far as the eye can see. I've got a crowbar. I'm pinned down. Let's call it tag, lads.

2113
02:04:21,800 --> 02:04:29,560
Turn that volume down. Turn that volume down a little bit. Might be a little bit too, uh, too much for you. To take.

2114
02:04:30,800 --> 02:04:41,560
Just call it tech grams. How you getting on tech grams? Yeah, look, this is cons. I'm down in sector B at the moment. It's an absolute shit show.

2115
02:04:41,560 --> 02:04:54,480
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Did you not get down? Did you not get a look on the machine earlier on? What do you mean? I thought you were all over that. For fuck's sake.

2116
02:04:54,480 --> 02:05:17,820
Well, the place looks like the Antarctic at the moment. Yeah. It's fucked up. I don't know. There's a rake of boxes and chambers and fucking seats and some snow and look, I've got a crowbar. I'm okay for a melee range affair.

2117
02:05:18,820 --> 02:05:26,920
I don't know if you see, but it would be nice to get my hands on, on a piece, a nine mil or some kind of fucking pulse rifle or something.

2118
02:05:28,840 --> 02:05:35,020
No, that's the, that's the alarm. The fire alarm. There's no fire. There's a rake of snow. Call the snow brigade.

2119
02:05:37,400 --> 02:05:45,480
I know they don't exist. They don't exist. Perhaps they should. Perhaps they should fucking make one now in these times.

2120
02:05:46,840 --> 02:05:50,620
Okay, look. Talk to you. Talk to you. See you later, bud. Bye-bye.

2121
02:05:51,480 --> 02:05:59,320
Yeah, that was Joe Ski there at the fucking tech shop. Not gonna, it's not working. It's not working out there. All systems down.

2122
02:06:02,680 --> 02:06:07,720
But look, we've been through some hard times. We're gonna go through a few more as well.

2123
02:06:08,140 --> 02:06:11,220
Just glad that you're with me for this because, I mean, I don't know where this is going.

2124
02:06:11,740 --> 02:06:13,360
Things are getting fucking out of control.

2125
02:06:14,860 --> 02:06:15,880
Really fast.

2126
02:06:17,040 --> 02:06:18,060
Really fast.

2127
02:06:18,520 --> 02:06:20,360
That's an explodey box.

2128
02:06:21,360 --> 02:06:22,120
You don't want that.

2129
02:06:31,260 --> 02:06:31,740
Crouch.

2130
02:06:33,740 --> 02:06:34,700
Peter Crouch.

2131
02:06:34,700 --> 02:06:43,520
Huh? What?

2132
02:06:45,760 --> 02:06:47,080
What the fuck is going on?

2133
02:06:49,440 --> 02:06:50,720
What's happening here, Buzz?

2134
02:06:52,800 --> 02:06:53,400
Buzzweiser.

2135
02:06:58,200 --> 02:07:00,180
Good job we didn't drown there.

2136
02:07:00,420 --> 02:07:02,860
Almost got absolutely drowned in sound.

2137
02:07:05,560 --> 02:07:07,060
Crowbar away, boys.

2138
02:07:07,160 --> 02:07:08,340
Thank you very much for your tip.

2139
02:07:08,480 --> 02:07:10,840
What's your opinion on the PS5 Konzo?

2140
02:07:11,020 --> 02:07:18,980
Do the Japanese boys' pure white aerodynamic form meet function design compared to the pure German engineering of the Mercedes?

2141
02:07:19,420 --> 02:07:20,220
Glad you asked that.

2142
02:07:20,260 --> 02:07:20,980
It's a great question.

2143
02:07:22,520 --> 02:07:26,220
Look, the Japanese, they know a thing or two about a thing or two.

2144
02:07:26,720 --> 02:07:28,900
But when it comes to automobiles...

2145
02:07:28,900 --> 02:07:29,200
Whoa.

2146
02:07:30,620 --> 02:07:31,520
Stick with Jerry.

2147
02:07:33,100 --> 02:07:34,540
Jerry's got you covered, okay?

2148
02:07:36,240 --> 02:07:36,640
Whoa.

2149
02:07:38,640 --> 02:07:39,240
That's...

2150
02:07:39,240 --> 02:07:41,120
That was Jerry from development.

2151
02:07:42,340 --> 02:07:44,660
He's got a fucking wife and nine children.

2152
02:07:46,720 --> 02:07:47,660
Gone now, though.

2153
02:07:48,160 --> 02:07:49,180
He's Konzo'd.

2154
02:07:50,260 --> 02:07:50,700
Konzaga.

2155
02:07:51,160 --> 02:07:56,460
I actually managed to put him out of his misery before he went home.

2156
02:07:57,860 --> 02:07:59,160
She would have said, hi, honey.

2157
02:07:59,600 --> 02:08:01,160
Oh, he would have gone, hi, honey, I'm home.

2158
02:08:01,180 --> 02:08:05,040
But he wouldn't have been able to say that because his larynx has been transformed.

2159
02:08:05,560 --> 02:08:08,160
He would have just gargled, I imagine, at his wife.

2160
02:08:09,700 --> 02:08:11,520
Who might not have known any difference.

2161
02:08:11,640 --> 02:08:14,080
Seeing as though he does fucking hit the bottle pretty hard.

2162
02:08:14,660 --> 02:08:17,900
But he's, you know, he's one of the fucking functionants.

2163
02:08:18,600 --> 02:08:19,100
So...

2164
02:08:19,100 --> 02:08:21,180
What can you do?

2165
02:08:22,180 --> 02:08:23,040
Look at this.

2166
02:08:23,400 --> 02:08:24,320
Look at this.

2167
02:08:24,680 --> 02:08:25,220
No!

2168
02:08:25,480 --> 02:08:26,280
You alright, bud?

2169
02:08:27,340 --> 02:08:27,860
Oh!

2170
02:08:29,220 --> 02:08:30,080
Hell's insane.

2171
02:08:30,160 --> 02:08:30,520
No!

2172
02:08:33,020 --> 02:08:33,500
Disgusting.

2173
02:08:41,500 --> 02:08:44,500
Ah, I know what to do here anyway.

2174
02:08:48,300 --> 02:08:51,620
Take that, all of you, and lick it.

2175
02:08:51,920 --> 02:08:52,960
It is my barrel.

2176
02:08:53,460 --> 02:08:54,660
I give it up to you.

2177
02:08:55,560 --> 02:08:58,260
This is the word of the Connor.

2178
02:09:01,320 --> 02:09:01,880
Bah!

2179
02:09:06,260 --> 02:09:08,900
Yes, funky little maneuver there.

2180
02:09:09,220 --> 02:09:11,380
Side step, side twist, side hatcher.

2181
02:09:12,040 --> 02:09:13,060
I learned that one on Brow.

2182
02:09:13,800 --> 02:09:15,080
It's a bad pooch.

2183
02:09:15,400 --> 02:09:16,460
It's a bad dog.

2184
02:09:17,580 --> 02:09:18,540
That's a bad dog.

2185
02:09:22,980 --> 02:09:24,620
Crow that lad to death.

2186
02:09:26,900 --> 02:09:29,300
There's only a stone's crow away now.

2187
02:09:31,680 --> 02:09:32,540
Into the door.

2188
02:09:32,680 --> 02:09:33,360
Door is fucked.

2189
02:09:33,700 --> 02:09:34,860
I love the pace of the game.

2190
02:09:34,960 --> 02:09:35,660
It's a great pace.

2191
02:09:38,080 --> 02:09:40,380
Reminds me of the Connor Investigates series.

2192
02:09:40,520 --> 02:09:41,340
We're finalizing.

2193
02:09:41,560 --> 02:09:45,160
We'll picture lock on the fucking series in two months' time.

2194
02:09:46,280 --> 02:09:47,580
It's in post at the moment.

2195
02:09:48,920 --> 02:09:50,500
Connor Investigates for RTE.

2196
02:09:51,080 --> 02:10:02,280
And we go inside, outside, every fucking site, to find out who will send in those mean tweets about RTE from the RTE Insider Twitter account.

2197
02:10:04,280 --> 02:10:04,900
Yeah.

2198
02:10:06,040 --> 02:10:06,320
Stay.

2199
02:10:06,320 --> 02:10:07,880
It's a slow burner, guys.

2200
02:10:09,080 --> 02:10:11,420
We sent it off to Netflix to see if they want it.

2201
02:10:11,540 --> 02:10:12,900
We never heard back from them.

2202
02:10:13,620 --> 02:10:16,740
But RTE, they're stuck at the moment for stuff.

2203
02:10:17,020 --> 02:10:24,140
And they really needed to dig out, so they called upon us to do the job.

2204
02:10:24,360 --> 02:10:25,480
I got that job done.

2205
02:10:26,700 --> 02:10:33,460
I got to tell you, you'll be very surprised at who this RTE Insider is when we finally do the big reveal in the series finale.

2206
02:10:34,100 --> 02:10:35,160
Six episode deep.

2207
02:10:41,560 --> 02:10:43,700
You'll be very surprised at this guy.

2208
02:10:45,320 --> 02:10:47,200
No Connor Investigates for you.

2209
02:10:47,420 --> 02:10:49,800
You'll never witness the final product.

2210
02:10:51,460 --> 02:10:53,300
Look at this little chickatee here.

2211
02:10:54,260 --> 02:10:55,020
Corn fed.

2212
02:10:56,380 --> 02:10:59,080
Corn fed, but kept in a cage.

2213
02:10:59,240 --> 02:11:02,280
So it's out of the frying pan.

2214
02:11:02,580 --> 02:11:07,640
It's got good life prospects in one sense, but it's got shit life prospects.

2215
02:11:07,840 --> 02:11:08,760
SLP in the other.

2216
02:11:09,960 --> 02:11:11,860
I was into chickens for a while.

2217
02:11:12,060 --> 02:11:13,740
That's, you know, selling chickens, that is.

2218
02:11:14,700 --> 02:11:20,800
You know, we used to do brainstorm, go in on a good day, brainstorm, what's the best way to fucking flog a chick?

2219
02:11:22,140 --> 02:11:25,100
And slap corn fed on the box.

2220
02:11:26,440 --> 02:11:28,000
That appeases a lot of people.

2221
02:11:29,020 --> 02:11:37,800
You've got your half-assed wannabe green good guys of the world who will be happy enough to buy an egg that just says corn fed on it.

2222
02:11:38,120 --> 02:11:40,180
We didn't tell you what kind of corn was being fed.

2223
02:11:41,680 --> 02:11:46,260
Another one is this chicken is free to have a little, it's got its own garden.

2224
02:11:47,560 --> 02:11:48,900
That was my brainchild.

2225
02:11:49,880 --> 02:11:50,840
This chicken has a garden.

2226
02:11:53,160 --> 02:12:01,800
And yeah, that really fucking, we saw an uptick in egg after that got fucking spliced onto the package.

2227
02:12:03,960 --> 02:12:13,040
But yeah, watch out for those guys, guys, because they do fucking try and sell you the egg based upon the fact that the chick has been fed corn.

2228
02:12:14,080 --> 02:12:18,460
But I mean, what's the point if it can't fucking stand up?

2229
02:12:29,840 --> 02:12:30,480
You alright?

2230
02:12:30,480 --> 02:12:30,540
You alright?

2231
02:12:31,320 --> 02:12:32,020
You okay, bud?

2232
02:12:43,560 --> 02:12:44,500
I'll take you.

2233
02:12:44,880 --> 02:12:45,840
You can come with me.

2234
02:12:46,220 --> 02:12:46,840
Over here.

2235
02:12:47,400 --> 02:12:47,960
Come on, man.

2236
02:12:48,280 --> 02:12:49,480
Do the job, John.

2237
02:12:51,500 --> 02:12:52,100
John!

2238
02:12:52,100 --> 02:12:58,320
Open the fucking door, John.

2239
02:12:59,880 --> 02:13:00,920
We have to get in here.

2240
02:13:06,160 --> 02:13:06,760
What's that?

2241
02:13:14,440 --> 02:13:15,840
Where am I going to go here?

2242
02:13:16,160 --> 02:13:16,640
Down here.

2243
02:13:16,640 --> 02:13:16,700
Down here.

2244
02:13:16,700 --> 02:13:23,140
What's this?

2245
02:13:25,360 --> 02:13:26,100
Who right there?

2246
02:13:26,480 --> 02:13:26,920
What's that?

2247
02:13:31,540 --> 02:13:32,820
Mr. Streamer.

2248
02:13:33,560 --> 02:13:36,160
My name is Mr. Williams to you, Matthew.

2249
02:13:36,320 --> 02:13:37,700
Thanks very much for tuning in.

2250
02:13:38,480 --> 02:13:41,840
What are your thoughts on white chocolate magnums?

2251
02:13:42,840 --> 02:13:46,980
They're a fucking, they're a strange phenomenon.

2252
02:13:47,520 --> 02:13:48,520
But I got to tell you something.

2253
02:13:49,540 --> 02:13:56,200
I actually was involved in the launch of white chocolate magnums way back in 96.

2254
02:13:56,880 --> 02:13:57,760
94 even.

2255
02:13:59,300 --> 02:14:03,600
That's before you'd even fucking had an ice cream, I'd say.

2256
02:14:04,220 --> 02:14:07,540
But yeah, I loved them in the beginning.

2257
02:14:07,540 --> 02:14:11,900
And I think generally when you're working with something, you're working with a product, you lose the love for it.

2258
02:14:13,180 --> 02:14:14,860
That's not the same to be said for Mercedes.

2259
02:14:15,260 --> 02:14:18,660
I absolutely adore Mercedes as a brand, a company, and a car as well.

2260
02:14:19,280 --> 02:14:21,900
But white chocolate magnums, I went off them for a long time.

2261
02:14:24,220 --> 02:14:26,400
Really am an iceburger.

2262
02:14:29,340 --> 02:14:29,740
Fanatic.

2263
02:14:30,740 --> 02:14:35,240
I know you're thinking, what's that fucking, that's proletarian ice cream.

2264
02:14:37,820 --> 02:14:39,620
Prol, that's prol cream.

2265
02:14:40,920 --> 02:14:42,020
Well you got it wrong, mister.

2266
02:14:43,140 --> 02:14:47,740
Because I think, in my opinion, I didn't work for them, I'm not fucking getting paid here by iceburger.

2267
02:14:48,520 --> 02:14:49,260
But iceburger.

2268
02:14:51,980 --> 02:14:53,120
The iceburger.

2269
02:14:54,760 --> 02:14:56,320
Is an ice cream sensation.

2270
02:14:56,840 --> 02:14:57,800
Unlike none other.

2271
02:14:59,620 --> 02:15:00,260
Safe haven.

2272
02:15:00,660 --> 02:15:04,120
An amazing block of ice cream sandwich between two.

2273
02:15:05,260 --> 02:15:05,740
Lovely.

2274
02:15:07,020 --> 02:15:07,560
Soft.

2275
02:15:08,720 --> 02:15:10,520
Chocolate biscuit kind of stuff.

2276
02:15:10,620 --> 02:15:11,000
Things.

2277
02:15:13,060 --> 02:15:15,760
Creating an absolutely taste sensation sandwich.

2278
02:15:19,200 --> 02:15:21,480
And yeah, you get the iconic crunch with the mag.

2279
02:15:24,320 --> 02:15:27,960
The sensation of the soft teeth sink.

2280
02:15:30,260 --> 02:15:32,580
Into the iceburger is just unparalleled.

2281
02:15:33,000 --> 02:15:34,020
Don't know about you.

2282
02:15:35,100 --> 02:15:36,100
Take them or leave them.

2283
02:15:37,080 --> 02:15:37,820
Magnums that is.

2284
02:15:39,780 --> 02:15:40,880
What's this lad, is it?

2285
02:15:41,040 --> 02:15:43,440
I've had my fill for excitement today.

2286
02:15:43,580 --> 02:15:44,620
Yeah, me too, man.

2287
02:15:44,800 --> 02:15:46,060
It's getting fucking dinged.

2288
02:15:46,060 --> 02:15:47,020
Two grenades.

2289
02:15:48,800 --> 02:15:50,380
Got a few nades, man.

2290
02:15:55,760 --> 02:15:57,620
Fucking throw these bad boys around.

2291
02:16:02,780 --> 02:16:04,480
Does Francis Higgins have Twitch?

2292
02:16:04,660 --> 02:16:05,600
I'm not sure he does.

2293
02:16:06,000 --> 02:16:07,240
Magoo, thanks for tuning in.

2294
02:16:07,860 --> 02:16:09,380
I think he has this channel.

2295
02:16:09,620 --> 02:16:11,340
And he occasionally lets it out to me.

2296
02:16:11,660 --> 02:16:12,160
His uncle.

2297
02:16:13,140 --> 02:16:14,880
And, uh, there's some other random.

2298
02:16:15,280 --> 02:16:16,020
Some rando.

2299
02:16:16,020 --> 02:16:16,160
Oh.

2300
02:16:16,160 --> 02:16:23,700
I'm gonna throw this grenade and save.

2301
02:16:23,980 --> 02:16:24,380
Oh, save.

2302
02:16:24,500 --> 02:16:25,020
Throw it.

2303
02:16:26,240 --> 02:16:27,060
Just cook it.

2304
02:16:27,540 --> 02:16:28,020
Throw it.

2305
02:16:29,800 --> 02:16:30,280
Wow.

2306
02:16:30,460 --> 02:16:31,040
That was nice.

2307
02:16:32,360 --> 02:16:33,580
Yeah, that was really nice.

2308
02:16:35,680 --> 02:16:36,000
Arhar.

2309
02:16:36,000 --> 02:16:36,040
Arhar.

2310
02:16:36,940 --> 02:16:39,320
I've just naded a dead body, Arhar.

2311
02:16:44,900 --> 02:16:46,560
He's not shouting down.

2312
02:16:46,840 --> 02:16:48,820
He's embarrassed by his old man playing the games.

2313
02:16:50,260 --> 02:16:52,240
He stays up all night.

2314
02:16:52,640 --> 02:16:53,140
Because I know.

2315
02:16:53,220 --> 02:16:54,580
Because he sleeps all bloody day.

2316
02:16:55,860 --> 02:16:57,480
But he's pretending to be cool now.

2317
02:16:57,500 --> 02:16:58,740
He doesn't want to be associated with me.

2318
02:17:01,260 --> 02:17:01,700
Oh.

2319
02:17:01,820 --> 02:17:02,680
Cook that too long.

2320
02:17:03,580 --> 02:17:04,600
Cook that too long.

2321
02:17:07,160 --> 02:17:07,760
Abulation.

2322
02:17:08,280 --> 02:17:08,520
Deep.

2323
02:17:09,180 --> 02:17:09,640
Yes.

2324
02:17:10,320 --> 02:17:11,720
And we have a piece as well.

2325
02:17:14,500 --> 02:17:15,260
Great stuff.

2326
02:17:15,260 --> 02:17:29,040
We got the piece, Arhar.

2327
02:17:29,160 --> 02:17:29,940
We got the 9mm.

2328
02:17:32,060 --> 02:17:34,660
Your father has access to the gun, Arhar.

2329
02:17:37,240 --> 02:17:38,300
He's just ignoring.

2330
02:17:40,660 --> 02:17:42,540
He's probably watching the stream, though.

2331
02:17:43,160 --> 02:17:44,500
I'd say he's watching the stream.

2332
02:17:47,300 --> 02:17:47,660
Okay.

2333
02:17:47,880 --> 02:17:49,920
And that's enough.

2334
02:17:50,060 --> 02:17:51,640
The weapons work anyway, guys.

2335
02:17:51,760 --> 02:17:51,940
Look.

2336
02:17:52,000 --> 02:17:53,000
We're gonna leave it there tonight.

2337
02:17:53,140 --> 02:17:54,040
That's enough for tonight.

2338
02:17:54,120 --> 02:17:55,520
Hopefully he doesn't auto save there.

2339
02:17:56,160 --> 02:17:57,260
Override the fucking save.

2340
02:17:57,400 --> 02:17:58,000
No ammo.

2341
02:17:58,480 --> 02:17:58,740
Okay.

2342
02:17:58,800 --> 02:17:59,040
Look.

2343
02:17:59,240 --> 02:18:00,020
We'll see you later on.

2344
02:18:00,080 --> 02:18:00,820
Thanks so much.

2345
02:18:00,900 --> 02:18:03,440
It's been a real pleasure being able to stream the game for you.

2346
02:18:04,020 --> 02:18:06,100
And Dave Foley.

2347
02:18:06,100 --> 02:18:08,340
I want to say a big, big thank you to you.

2348
02:18:09,300 --> 02:18:10,360
You, uh...

2349
02:18:10,360 --> 02:18:12,080
You sent us a tip there the last day.

2350
02:18:12,480 --> 02:18:13,860
I'm not sure whether or not I thanked you.

2351
02:18:14,800 --> 02:18:15,800
But I was gripped.

2352
02:18:16,260 --> 02:18:17,720
I was in the middle of a shoot.

2353
02:18:18,640 --> 02:18:19,520
I don't know if you caught it.

2354
02:18:19,540 --> 02:18:20,140
It was on RTE.

2355
02:18:20,420 --> 02:18:21,440
It's fantastic stuff.

2356
02:18:22,400 --> 02:18:25,700
Connor, can you recommend any ski instructors around the Eiger?

2357
02:18:25,780 --> 02:18:27,360
I'm thinking of a ski holiday up there.

2358
02:18:28,400 --> 02:18:29,900
I'm gonna lash a few onto you.

2359
02:18:30,480 --> 02:18:31,980
There's Johnny Silk skis.

2360
02:18:32,840 --> 02:18:34,840
There's a good cousin of Zona.

2361
02:18:34,840 --> 02:18:37,080
It's called Logitech Gildee.

2362
02:18:37,540 --> 02:18:38,100
Now he...

2363
02:18:39,100 --> 02:18:40,360
He's a bit of a wild card.

2364
02:18:41,900 --> 02:18:43,800
But he knows the slopes.

2365
02:18:44,100 --> 02:18:45,140
He lives the slopes.

2366
02:18:46,260 --> 02:18:47,100
He just fucking...

2367
02:18:47,100 --> 02:18:47,700
He lives on them.

2368
02:18:49,080 --> 02:18:51,000
And he would like...

2369
02:18:51,000 --> 02:18:53,480
He would personally like to train you, Dave.

2370
02:18:55,640 --> 02:18:56,620
He told me he would.

2371
02:18:57,340 --> 02:18:58,580
Thanks very much for the tip.

2372
02:18:58,740 --> 02:18:59,600
We're gonna fucking put...

2373
02:18:59,600 --> 02:19:02,540
I'll get his people to contact your people and we can...

2374
02:19:02,540 --> 02:19:05,180
We can hammer out a play date on the slopes.

2375
02:19:06,180 --> 02:19:07,780
Donal Murray, thanks so much, man.

2376
02:19:07,840 --> 02:19:10,700
Are you telling me you have no love for the Alma Magnum, Connor?

2377
02:19:12,560 --> 02:19:19,400
You have the physical sensation of a chewy crunch and a smooth cold cream taste of cold cream.

2378
02:19:21,460 --> 02:19:21,900
Sensational.

2379
02:19:23,480 --> 02:19:26,540
That's another argument, another story for another night.

2380
02:19:27,000 --> 02:19:29,160
Until then, goodnight and God bless.

2381
02:19:29,620 --> 02:19:30,500
And we'll see you later.

2382
02:19:31,760 --> 02:19:32,720
Take it easy.

2383
02:19:34,000 --> 02:19:34,500
Connor.

2384
02:19:34,500 --> 02:19:34,620
Connor.

2385
02:19:34,620 --> 02:19:43,020
You've got that San Pellegrino smile.

2386
02:19:44,020 --> 02:19:48,220
When you smile, you light up the room for a while.

2387
02:19:49,400 --> 02:19:53,000
Then it goes out around half past ten.

2388
02:19:54,060 --> 02:19:57,900
It's time to grab another San Pelle again.

2389
02:19:59,040 --> 02:20:00,820
The holiday in Milan was shit.

2390
02:20:00,960 --> 02:20:02,580
I'm never going back again.

2391
02:20:03,040 --> 02:20:04,740
The birds were sending it.

2392
02:20:04,840 --> 02:20:05,460
It has to be said.

2393
02:20:05,540 --> 02:20:08,300
A lot of high-class birdage at the San Pelle event.

2394
02:20:08,620 --> 02:20:10,880
120-year dinner event, it was.

2395
02:20:11,420 --> 02:20:13,160
Fucking magic in nature and everything.

2396
02:20:16,540 --> 02:20:20,120
You've never done enough to be invited to the San Pelle event.

2397
02:20:20,340 --> 02:20:24,000
Where the waiters and waitresses brought down a big glass of clouds.

2398
02:20:24,700 --> 02:20:25,880
Have you ever had that?

2399
02:20:26,240 --> 02:20:27,940
No, I doubt it.

2400
02:20:27,940 --> 02:20:31,380
As for the nouveau cuisine, exquisigandic.

2401
02:20:31,940 --> 02:20:37,940
Also, the castleistic dollhouses they presented in front of us and made us disassemble.

2402
02:20:38,400 --> 02:20:39,480
Only to reveal.

2403
02:20:39,900 --> 02:20:41,060
A fucking night scene.

2404
02:20:41,360 --> 02:20:43,580
And a plate of beans and a star of toast.

2405
02:20:44,280 --> 02:20:49,000
Star of toast you take away the sins of the world.

2406
02:20:49,000 --> 02:20:52,340
A celebration of the Italian inhabitants.

2407
02:20:52,340 --> 02:20:56,120
Then, a final course of rubbish.

2408
02:20:56,120 --> 02:21:00,740
Before the San Pelle dronies each brought out a prism chest.

2409
02:21:01,160 --> 02:21:02,700
Illuminated box prism.

2410
02:21:03,040 --> 02:21:04,140
What was inside it?

2411
02:21:04,680 --> 02:21:06,480
You guess a less a lessed it.

2412
02:21:06,940 --> 02:21:09,500
The celestial San Pelle bastard bottle.

2413
02:21:09,940 --> 02:21:13,380
An absolute crystal water's gypsy woman jump.

2414
02:21:14,100 --> 02:21:18,020
Ridge cunts clapped while people got back slaps and handshakes.

2415
02:21:18,640 --> 02:21:20,420
You may think this is extraordinary.

2416
02:21:21,020 --> 02:21:23,960
Whereas we think it's just another night.

2417
02:21:24,760 --> 02:21:25,600
San Pellegrino.

2418
02:21:25,880 --> 02:21:28,800
Honored to be part of your best moments for 120 years.

2419
02:21:29,200 --> 02:21:29,580
Cheers.

2420
02:21:29,900 --> 02:21:30,440
Connor.

2421
02:21:30,440 --> 02:21:32,040
We'll be right back.
